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There is this theory.

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Given an infinite universe
And infinite time...

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all things will happen.

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That means that every event is inevitable

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including those that are impossible.

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That's as good explanation
for all this as anything else.

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Now, a lot of stories start in bars, so
that's where we are going to stars this one.

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Not because that I was there.
I wasn't.

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But because it is a damn good
introduction to a very unique...

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fellow.

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Legends of every major culture
all contain some sort of character

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whose purpose is to grand wishes.

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Except Americas.

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The Arabs have Jinni's...
The Irish have Leprechauns...

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The Chinese have dragons and monkeys...
The Europeans have ferries and wood sprits.

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Who do we have?

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Santa Claus?

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Santa Claus just brings presents.
He doesn't grand wishes.

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Satan. He grants wishes.

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Zak, Satan predate American culture.
He doesn't grand wishes, he makes deals.

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All right, I give up.

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- What do we have here?
- No one.

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That's my thesis.

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Our culture is unique in
having no such mythology.

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Oh, you're wrong my friend.

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Excuse me?

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There is a fella in America,
who grants wishes.

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And only one to a customer.

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And who is this fella?

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O.W. Grant.

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That's his usual name.
He's got many others.

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And he's an elusive sun of a bitch.

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You'd get easier time
finding a Jinni.

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So how come, we've never heard
of this O.W. Grant?

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You haven't heard O.W. Grant, 'cause
America, is a much younger place than

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Ireland or Arabia. Not too many people
have had the chance to meet up with him.

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Let me guess. You have.

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I met him out at Interstate 60.

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Accidental. That's his way.
Folks don't find him, he finds them.

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He just kinda happens in to them, and they
don't know who he is or what he does...

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until he does it.

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And mostly messes with them, plays tricks,

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'cause that's his way too,
but sometimes...

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if he takes a shine to you...
he'll play it strait.

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Now, one story says
that his daddy was a Leprechaun...

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came over here with Irish.

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Now, midgets are notorious skirt chasers.

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This leprechaun goes and
knocks up a Cheyenne Indian...

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Cheyenne get the land taken away
in the end up with the immortal, nomadic

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half-breed with magical powers.

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- Interstate 60, you said?
- Hmmmn.

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So, what does this O.W. Grant look like?

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Red bow tie.

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He smokes a pipe,
curved in the image of a monkey.

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Maybe you'd be better of writing
your theses without mentioning O.W.

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He'd probable rather not have
people knownin' about him.

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You got it.

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Good night.

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Hey Quincy, check this out.

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There is no Interstate 60.

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I 65, 64, 66, and 69.

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No I 60.

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I guess tonight's
everybody's fool-of-shit night.

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Guy with a red bow tie and a monkey pipe,
who grants wishes...

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Right.

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No, damn it, look,

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I need, that bid in before twelve...

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Yeah it's critical, just...
Right, call West...

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Holy shit!

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Broken jaw.

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I'm sorry mister,
I didn't see you.

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Are, are you OK come on?

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Are you all right?

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Jesus.

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Don't! Stop!

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Oh man!

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My bike!

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Look, I'm sorry. I'll pay.

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Oh God damn it!

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Oh God damn it! Look at my suit.

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Oh shit...

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Oh fuck.

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I've got a sails meeting at 11 o'clock.
This is a fuckin' disaster.

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My phone is my fuckin' life line.

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God damn it!

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Oh I say everything happens
for a reason.

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May I guess,
I just needed a new bike.

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I, for one, did not need this shit
in my life.

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Not today. Of all fuckin' days!

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Oh God damn it!
I wish, this had never happened!

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I wish, it hadn't happened... I wish,
it hadn't happened!

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Was that your wish?

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If you had a wish,
you wished, this hadn't happened?

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Fuckin' A right!

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Granted!

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Mr. Baker.

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How did you know my name?

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Damn it, I need the bid in before 12...

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yeah it's critical...

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look, just call West have him fax
the timesheet to the main office...

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Get it there by...
Speak up, I can't hear you.

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Some people just don't
know what to wish for.

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As for my part in this story,
well, it began on a Tuesday.

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September 18th.

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My birthday.
My 22nd birthday to be exact.

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Oh, I'm Neal Oliver.

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And this mess, is my apartment
in St. Louis. Missouri.

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Where at this particular moment
I was at MajorDecision.com.

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Should I wear a tie to lunch?

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Damn.

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Happy birthday Neal... Sweet.

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Truth.

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You are not mad,
that I'm bailing on you tonight?

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No, no no no.

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I mean how cool it you be for you, to bomb your
psyche-test because of some stupid concert.

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No aah. You have got to wait until lunch.
That's your family rules.

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But you can open this.
I intercepted your snail mail.

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It's the reality check.
I'm game over on the art scholarship.

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We should at least open it.

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I can tell a rejection by weight.

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You are the wrong sex, the wrong colour and
your family has too much money. I'm sorry.

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Just don't, don't mention anything
to my old man, please.

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You are so weird.

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What?

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Well, you actually suppose to cut your
grapefruit in half and eat it with a spoon

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not peel it, and eat it like an orange.

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Oh look... it's her.

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Again.

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Should I be like jealous?

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Oh, maybe if she was real.

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So, I had another dream about her,
last night.

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She was in jail...
it's got to mean something.

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I'll tell you what it means.
You saw her once somewhere

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and made a subconscious impression,

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the impression came back to you in a dream,
so you drew her

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which made the impression stronger.
You dream, you draw, you draw, you dream.

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Now it's a vicious cycle.
So quit drawing her, and it'll end.

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Well, thank you Karl Young.

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Fact is, I enjoy drawing her.

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But, am I...
Am I any good at this Sally?

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'Cause today is the deadline
of the Conrad Competition.

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Should I even enter these?

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Don't ask me Neal.

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I don't want to be judgmental.

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But I do know, that just because you enjoy doing something,
doesn't necessarily mean that you should make it your career.

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Here, No worries.

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As I said it all started
on my 22nd birthday.

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Specifically here.

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At my traditional birthday lunch.

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As always,
my father had picked the restaurant.

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Attending with the usual suspects.

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Sally, who my parents actually liked
maybe even more than I did.

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My dad. Daniel. Attorney at law.

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My mom Marlene.
The attorneys wife.

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And my sister
and best friend Nancy.

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Put on earth by the grace of God,
to keep me from going insane.

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So what did you wish for? Please
tell me that it was something about us.

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I'm guessing...
He wished to go skydiving again.

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God forbid.

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Oh no, no. Neal you didn't.

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Why, if I tell her, it won't come true.

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Actually that's no wife's tail.

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The truth is,
you should always tell your wish.

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Kinda Carma thing.
Put it out there, project it.

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Then it just might come true.

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Never heard that before.

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Oh, it's true. Believe me.

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I know.

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I'll cut this for you.

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OK, so now you have to tell us.

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Yeah, come on, tell us Neilo.

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I wished for...

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an answer.

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An answer, OK an answer to what?

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An answer to my life.

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Here it is.

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Happy birthday son.

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Your admission to the
Bradford Law Fellowship.

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Just do the interview next month,
on October 15th,

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and you're in.

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It's all arranged. By me.

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And you can take that to the bank.

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Dad, I told you,
I wasn't sure yet.

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Well, I can be sure for the both of us.

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Last candle gone.

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Take it with you.

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That is, if you want your wish granted.

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Thanks.

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Oh, cool.

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That's my colour too. Thank you.

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Sable brushes.

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Nance. You are the best Nance.

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You are welcome.

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As for last.

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Happy birthday son.

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Isn't it perfect?

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Fire engin red.

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You have no idea, how hard it was
to find a red convertible in this town.

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Fule injected. 160 horses.
Csr phone.

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Yeah, I even got you special plates.

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Oh boy, I would have killed for a
car like this, when I was your age.

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Aw, you know I thought it was high time for
an image change, and what better way to start.

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Now, you see, the engine is a
2.5 litre dual overhead cam, inline...

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As usual, it was all about him.

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His idea of cool.

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Red was his colour. Not mine.

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It was his pet phrase
on the licence plates.

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Clearly he was excepting me to become him.

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Well? Isn't it the best present,
you could ever get?

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It's awesome. Come on Neal,
take me for a ride.

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Well, son...

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Neal!

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Oh my God!

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Son!

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Somebody call 911.

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Neal, Neal, are you all right?

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Talk to me son.

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Neal.

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Get better soon honey,
Love Mom   Dad, XO.

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St. Louis's finest thin crust.

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You're all right Neal?

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Yeah, yeah, just...

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it only hurts when I think.

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They want to keep me overnight,
to log some tests in the morning

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make sure,
my perception is like worked, yeah.

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You're goddess, Nance.

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I know.

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So, what's your perception of a dad

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who buys you the gift,
he wants for himself?

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About the same as toxic wastes.

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Your perception is fine.

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That is one hell of a way
getting out of answering dad about the car.

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Mom and dad are going to be here soon,
what are you gonna tell them?

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Lies.

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The truth is just gonna piss him off.

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Well maybe that's a good thing.

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No, no.

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Because then I' gonna get the hole riff,
about how I'm letting him down.

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It's just easy if I role with it.

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And maybe someone will steal it.

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First a little visual warm up?

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I'll hold up a card, you name the suit.
I'm gonna go faster and faster.

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So, see if you can keep up.

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OK.

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Diamond.

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Club.

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Spade.

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Heart.

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Diamond.

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Spade.

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Diamond.

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Heart.

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Club. Spade.

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Heart.

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Diamond.

256
00:14:22,682 --> 00:14:23,684
Club. Heart.

257
00:14:23,725 --> 00:14:24,726
Spade. Diamond.

258
00:14:24,768 --> 00:14:25,769
Club. Spade.

259
00:14:25,811 --> 00:14:26,812
Heart.

260
00:14:26,854 --> 00:14:27,855
Club.

261
00:14:27,897 --> 00:14:28,898
Spade.

262
00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:31,401
Heart.

263
00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:33,071
Did I pass?

264
00:14:33,113 --> 00:14:35,449
No.

265
00:14:37,284 --> 00:14:39,328
But a few people do.

266
00:14:39,370 --> 00:14:42,457
Black harts, red spades?

267
00:14:42,499 --> 00:14:44,544
Come on, that's like cheating.

268
00:14:44,586 --> 00:14:47,673
Aah, experience has conditioned you,
thinking that all hearts are red,

269
00:14:47,715 --> 00:14:49,759
and all spades are black.

270
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:50,819
Because their shapes are similar.

271
00:14:50,843 --> 00:14:53,930
It's easier for your mind
to interpret them...

272
00:14:53,972 --> 00:14:54,991
based on that passed experience,

273
00:14:55,015 --> 00:14:58,103
than open to an idea
that they can be different.

274
00:14:58,145 --> 00:15:00,189
We see what we expect to see.

275
00:15:00,231 --> 00:15:03,318
Not necessarily, what's really there.

276
00:15:03,359 --> 00:15:08,533
Children who have never played cards
always pass this test.

277
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:14,415
Makes you wonder how many other things are
right in front of you, sight, sound, smell

278
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:17,920
that you can't experience,
because you've been conditioned not to?

279
00:15:17,961 --> 00:15:21,049
The good news is...
If we'll do the test again you will pass.

280
00:15:21,091 --> 00:15:25,221
Once you are aware, that there
can be black hearts and red spades,

281
00:15:25,263 --> 00:15:27,307
you'll be able to perceive them.

282
00:15:27,349 --> 00:15:30,893
Your brain is wired,
just like the Interstate highways system.

283
00:15:30,936 --> 00:15:33,583
It's easier to go from one well to go
from one well travelled place to another

284
00:15:33,607 --> 00:15:38,780
but the places in between,
off the highway...

285
00:15:38,822 --> 00:15:43,785
Even though they're there,
most people just zip right pass them.

286
00:15:44,245 --> 00:15:46,082
Well, that's cool trick.

287
00:15:46,123 --> 00:15:49,210
But there aren't any card games
with red spades and black hearts.

288
00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:51,338
Well, how do you know?

289
00:15:58,639 --> 00:16:00,683
Mr. Oliver. I'm Dr. Craig.

290
00:16:00,725 --> 00:16:03,812
You ready to take some tests?

291
00:16:03,854 --> 00:16:06,190
Yeah.

292
00:16:07,191 --> 00:16:10,071
Well, that was some warmer
back to you got there, that guy Ray.

293
00:16:10,113 --> 00:16:11,114
Who?

294
00:16:11,155 --> 00:16:14,075
Ray. You know, that guy, who was ju...
He just left.

295
00:16:14,117 --> 00:16:15,285
You know, the tricked cards.

296
00:16:15,327 --> 00:16:18,414
No, there is no one on staff, named Ray.

297
00:16:18,456 --> 00:16:20,500
No, he was just here.

298
00:16:20,542 --> 00:16:23,630
Wacky guy, with the cards...
with the light-green lab coat.

299
00:16:23,672 --> 00:16:24,690
The staff wears blue here, not green.

300
00:16:24,714 --> 00:16:29,887
But we can test your colour perception.

301
00:16:29,929 --> 00:16:33,266
Dropped seven of harts.

302
00:16:36,188 --> 00:16:38,940
Come on in son.

303
00:16:39,316 --> 00:16:41,360
So, how's that new car?

304
00:16:41,402 --> 00:16:45,990
- Awesome?
- Yeah dad... it's very awesome.

305
00:16:46,618 --> 00:16:49,872
What is on your mind, son?

306
00:16:51,832 --> 00:16:55,962
I'm not so sure
about this Bradford thing, dad.

307
00:16:56,004 --> 00:16:58,883
Seams little too easy, you know.

308
00:16:59,134 --> 00:17:02,221
I spent years working very hard,
so it would be easy for you.

309
00:17:02,263 --> 00:17:05,350
What? You want to work nights in
that warehouse for the rest of your life?

310
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,453
Come on dad, that just so I
don't have to ask you for cash.

311
00:17:07,477 --> 00:17:09,521
Son, let me give you
some Daniel Olivier philosophy.

312
00:17:09,563 --> 00:17:11,608
And you can take it to the bank.

313
00:17:11,650 --> 00:17:13,694
When ever someone offers you an advantage,
take it.

314
00:17:13,736 --> 00:17:15,780
And this program is an advantage.

315
00:17:15,822 --> 00:17:18,909
It will get you
to any law school in the country.

316
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:19,969
America needs another lawyer.

317
00:17:19,993 --> 00:17:24,124
Another good lawyer.
We can always use one of those.

318
00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:26,210
That was costs 30 Gs? 32,200.

319
00:17:26,252 --> 00:17:29,797
I outbid two major collectors
to get it.

320
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,091
It's a lot of money for a drop cloth.

321
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:34,571
That shows you how much you know.
That is Franklin Samuel original.

322
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:37,683
He's a name artist.
If you ever sell anything,

323
00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:42,898
the operative would been if,
maybe... maybe... your opinion will count.

324
00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:44,984
Look dad, I'm just not sure, OK?

325
00:17:45,026 --> 00:17:48,114
I thought about,
maybe taking some time off.

326
00:17:48,155 --> 00:17:50,200
Time off for what?

327
00:17:50,241 --> 00:17:53,328
Sort of take stock, you know,
try figure some things out.

328
00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:54,830
Waste your time with your art?

329
00:17:54,872 --> 00:17:58,166
It's a hobby son.
Would you live it that?

330
00:17:58,209 --> 00:18:00,630
Look, I got you into Bradford,
because Prat's on the board,

331
00:18:00,671 --> 00:18:02,716
and he won't be next year.

332
00:18:02,757 --> 00:18:05,844
So if you don't take advantage of it now,
there won't be a next time.

333
00:18:05,886 --> 00:18:07,930
Why not just go thru the program?

334
00:18:07,972 --> 00:18:13,146
If you ultimately decide, law school
is not for you, then, I'll... live with it.

335
00:18:13,188 --> 00:18:18,360
But at least you'll be Bradford fellow and
that's something you can always take to the bank.

336
00:18:18,402 --> 00:18:21,489
Then you can, you know...
figure things out.

337
00:18:21,531 --> 00:18:23,575
So you're going Bradford, ha.

338
00:18:23,617 --> 00:18:26,705
- I thought you weren't sure.
- I'm not.

339
00:18:26,747 --> 00:18:28,808
I think it would be stupid,
not to at least give it a shot.

340
00:18:28,832 --> 00:18:31,919
Can't let down the old man.

341
00:18:31,961 --> 00:18:34,005
Bought you off with a fancy car?

342
00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:36,109
He's maximizing his options, Frank.
It's very mature.

343
00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:39,680
We should be supportive,
not judgemental.

344
00:18:47,606 --> 00:18:51,527
Look for the good in your fellow man.

345
00:18:51,779 --> 00:18:55,909
The warm wind of romance
blows around you.

346
00:18:55,950 --> 00:19:00,455
With good health,
prosperity will follow.

347
00:19:05,338 --> 00:19:07,400
October 15th.
That's the day of my Bradford interview.

348
00:19:07,424 --> 00:19:10,051
Let me see that.

349
00:19:11,595 --> 00:19:15,768
OK, you got me. It's blank.

350
00:19:17,854 --> 00:19:20,815
What the hell?

351
00:19:29,327 --> 00:19:32,414
I would never get on that shit, never.

352
00:19:32,456 --> 00:19:35,543
Just, leave everything behind,
not know where are you going.

353
00:19:35,585 --> 00:19:37,629
I can't believe that you would Neal.

354
00:19:37,671 --> 00:19:42,260
Just, leave your friends, and your family,
and for what?

355
00:19:42,886 --> 00:19:46,806
Hey, earth to Neal.
What's the matter?

356
00:19:47,058 --> 00:19:48,059
Sally my fortune.

357
00:19:48,101 --> 00:19:51,189
Didn't it say:
October 15th, are you sure?

358
00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:52,232
Obviously it didn't.

359
00:19:52,273 --> 00:19:54,984
At the restaurant, when I showed it to you,
isn't that what it said?

360
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,421
Why do you make such a big deal about this?

361
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:59,532
Because it is bugging me. That's why.

362
00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:03,705
You're just projecting your anxiety,
about your decision, and that is natural.

363
00:20:03,747 --> 00:20:06,834
It's OK. You'll do great.

364
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:10,171
Because that's who you are.

365
00:20:11,047 --> 00:20:14,134
Here.. Just take a nice deep breath, relax.

366
00:20:14,176 --> 00:20:15,178
Sally, listen to me.

367
00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:17,264
What are the chances?

368
00:20:17,306 --> 00:20:19,350
That of all cookies in that kitchen,

369
00:20:19,391 --> 00:20:22,478
that exact one ended up on a plate,
that was taken to our table,

370
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:23,521
and I picked it?

371
00:20:23,563 --> 00:20:24,564
It was blank, Neal.

372
00:20:24,606 --> 00:20:29,029
The fortune was blank.
You projected.

373
00:20:31,907 --> 00:20:33,952
I projected?

374
00:20:33,993 --> 00:20:35,036
Right.

375
00:20:35,077 --> 00:20:41,253
That was the politically correct way to say I
was seeing things... Well, a lovely thought.

376
00:20:41,295 --> 00:20:46,468
I worked graveyard shifts at the grocery warehouse, filling orders
for the trucks to take to the various stores in the morning.

377
00:20:46,509 --> 00:20:48,553
I liked it for three reasons.

378
00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:49,614
I'd gotten the job on my own.

379
00:20:49,638 --> 00:20:52,726
It paid enough that I didn't
have to ask the old man for cash.

380
00:20:52,768 --> 00:20:57,941
And it annoyed Daniel that his son
was even working at such a low-class job.

381
00:20:57,983 --> 00:21:02,988
I hear you are quittin' to become some big
shot lawyer in your new fancy-ass car, hmmm?

382
00:21:03,238 --> 00:21:06,494
Well, lucky do.

383
00:21:06,536 --> 00:21:08,371
Hey, Curby. Get the kid a brake.

384
00:21:08,413 --> 00:21:11,500
You just remember that
no matter how hard shit you think you are,

385
00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:13,586
It's always gonna be more the same.

386
00:21:13,627 --> 00:21:15,673
Just another High School.

387
00:21:15,714 --> 00:21:16,733
- High School?
- Hell yeah.

388
00:21:16,757 --> 00:21:19,844
Everything in life is like high school.
They're just changin' names.

389
00:21:19,886 --> 00:21:21,930
You take this place.

390
00:21:21,972 --> 00:21:24,016
Instead of principle, we've got boss.

391
00:21:24,058 --> 00:21:26,102
Instead of teachers, supervisors.

392
00:21:26,143 --> 00:21:29,232
Instead of assignments,
they give us work orders

393
00:21:29,273 --> 00:21:32,360
and if you fuck up them work orders,
you get fired.

394
00:21:32,402 --> 00:21:35,489
Instead of expelled.

395
00:21:35,531 --> 00:21:39,661
Oh yeah, names are different,
but it is exact same shit.

396
00:21:39,702 --> 00:21:42,248
High school.

397
00:21:44,918 --> 00:21:46,794
Damaged goods.

398
00:21:46,836 --> 00:21:53,303
Well, store can't sell them. Guess I'll
just have to take them off their hands.

399
00:21:56,391 --> 00:22:00,521
Is he right, Otis?
Is everything more the same?

400
00:22:00,563 --> 00:22:02,607
Yeah, if you look at it like that.

401
00:22:02,649 --> 00:22:05,737
I mean, look at me,
I show up here, see the same people,

402
00:22:05,779 --> 00:22:07,823
take shipment to the stores,

403
00:22:07,864 --> 00:22:10,952
see those same people,
eat at the same places,

404
00:22:10,993 --> 00:22:15,123
see those same people...
but not really.

405
00:22:15,165 --> 00:22:16,166
See.

406
00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:20,339
I like seeing those people.
Well most of them any way.

407
00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:23,468
If I want something different, I can
make it different, go a different way.

408
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:27,639
Eat at a different place,
do an Interstate gig.

409
00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:31,394
See I never went to high school...

410
00:22:31,854 --> 00:22:32,855
Look at them.

411
00:22:32,897 --> 00:22:35,984
In the morning they will get up,
and go to the store.

412
00:22:36,025 --> 00:22:38,087
And the paste will be on
the shelves where it always is,

413
00:22:38,111 --> 00:22:41,198
and not one of them will give
a moment's thought as to how it got there.

414
00:22:42,284 --> 00:22:43,285
Holy shit.

415
00:22:43,327 --> 00:22:45,872
That's her.

416
00:22:46,456 --> 00:22:50,586
I must have seen her on the billboard,
and that's how she got in my dreams.

417
00:22:50,627 --> 00:22:51,629
You dream about her?

418
00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:53,715
Yeah, yeah, Yes.

419
00:22:53,757 --> 00:22:54,758
Pretty silly, huh.

420
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,844
Maybe it means something.

421
00:22:56,886 --> 00:22:58,930
Like what?

422
00:22:58,972 --> 00:23:01,034
Like the thunderbolt, you know,
love at the first sight.

423
00:23:01,058 --> 00:23:04,145
Come on Otis, that's just fairytale stuff.

424
00:23:04,186 --> 00:23:06,231
That's how I met my wife.

425
00:23:06,273 --> 00:23:10,403
Spotted her in a crowd at the river front,
4th of July fireworks.

426
00:23:10,445 --> 00:23:13,532
Couldn't take my eyes of her.
Fireworks were up there,

427
00:23:13,574 --> 00:23:15,618
but I was staring at her.

428
00:23:15,659 --> 00:23:18,748
And I just knew.

429
00:23:18,789 --> 00:23:22,919
Well. See, all my girlfriends, are
always a reaction to the one I had last.

430
00:23:22,961 --> 00:23:27,091
Janet was so opinionated about my art,
it drove me crazy.

431
00:23:27,133 --> 00:23:30,220
So I found Sally,
who refuses to be judgemental about it.

432
00:23:30,261 --> 00:23:33,350
Meanwhile she's trying to psychoanalyse me.

433
00:23:33,391 --> 00:23:36,478
So she is not the one either.

434
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,564
Maybe you should go after her?

435
00:23:38,606 --> 00:23:42,779
Girl like that. She's a model, she's
probably got guys fallen all over her.

436
00:23:42,819 --> 00:23:45,489
Guys with big portfolios.

437
00:23:45,907 --> 00:23:47,951
Yeah, I think it's kinda childish idea.

438
00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:51,080
Chasing a dream.

439
00:23:58,423 --> 00:24:02,553
Hi, your billboard on Delmar and Wicker's,
the one on the side of the building?

440
00:24:02,595 --> 00:24:05,682
Yeah, whose ad agency is that?

441
00:24:05,724 --> 00:24:07,769
No, no,
no... Next to the Casino Queen billboard.

442
00:24:07,811 --> 00:24:12,400
The girl with the phone,
says: "There is another choice."

443
00:24:13,025 --> 00:24:15,069
Blank?! No, no It can't be blank.

444
00:24:15,111 --> 00:24:16,571
I was just there. I just saw it.

445
00:24:18,322 --> 00:24:20,327
No, I just saw it!

446
00:24:28,670 --> 00:24:32,801
Hey, what is the sign on the right said?

447
00:24:32,843 --> 00:24:37,055
What, are you nuts?
It's blank, man.

448
00:25:05,176 --> 00:25:09,307
<i>Neal Oliver. Your appointment
has been scheduled on tomorrow.</i>

449
00:25:09,348 --> 00:25:12,435
<i>September 25th. 10 AM. 555 Olive Street.</i>

450
00:25:12,477 --> 00:25:13,478
<i>Suite 1300.</i>

451
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,396
<i>No rescheduling.</i>

452
00:25:15,438 --> 00:25:17,650
<i>Neal Oliver, your appointment...
- Who is this?</i>

453
00:25:17,692 --> 00:25:19,736
Hello?

454
00:25:19,777 --> 00:25:20,195
Hello?

455
00:25:20,236 --> 00:25:26,265
<i>10 AM. 555 Olive Street.
Suite 1300, no rescheduling.</i>

456
00:26:27,574 --> 00:26:28,575
Morning, Mr. Oliver.

457
00:26:28,616 --> 00:26:31,704
Wasn't sure that you'd actually show up.

458
00:26:31,745 --> 00:26:34,833
Not everyone does.

459
00:26:34,875 --> 00:26:35,876
Ray?

460
00:26:35,918 --> 00:26:37,962
I've got a job for you.
If you want it.

461
00:26:38,004 --> 00:26:42,134
Drive cross country.
Deliver a package.

462
00:26:42,175 --> 00:26:45,280
Right, what the hell is going on here Ray?
Because I'm seeing things on signs...

463
00:26:45,304 --> 00:26:46,305
In fortune cookies...

464
00:26:46,348 --> 00:26:48,392
I mean, in weird messages...

465
00:26:48,434 --> 00:26:52,564
Black Hearts, or red Spades.
I told you, you can see them now.

466
00:26:52,606 --> 00:26:54,650
What's it all about?

467
00:26:54,692 --> 00:26:55,693
It's all about you, Neal.

468
00:26:55,734 --> 00:26:58,781
It's all about you.

469
00:26:58,864 --> 00:27:01,659
Here's the job.

470
00:27:04,079 --> 00:27:05,080
Misspelled Denver.

471
00:27:05,122 --> 00:27:07,832
Did I now?

472
00:27:08,251 --> 00:27:10,271
OK, so why me?

473
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:11,380
Why not FedEx?

474
00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:12,382
What's in here, any way?

475
00:27:12,423 --> 00:27:13,841
Can't really say.

476
00:27:13,883 --> 00:27:17,596
You can't really say, because you don't know,
or you do know, and don't want me to know?

477
00:27:17,638 --> 00:27:20,725
Either way, the result is the same.

478
00:27:20,767 --> 00:27:22,811
So what's this job pay?

479
00:27:22,852 --> 00:27:24,898
Can't really say.

480
00:27:24,939 --> 00:27:25,941
What's the catch?

481
00:27:25,982 --> 00:27:28,026
Or you can't say that either?

482
00:27:28,068 --> 00:27:30,112
Alwayes wanted the answers,
aren't you?

483
00:27:30,154 --> 00:27:35,328
Consider it, an interesting
way to break in the new century.

484
00:27:35,370 --> 00:27:38,457
Or simply,
a way to break in that new car.

485
00:27:38,498 --> 00:27:41,585
Before the Bradford interview.

486
00:27:41,627 --> 00:27:44,714
How do you know about that?

487
00:27:44,756 --> 00:27:47,301
Open it.

488
00:27:57,272 --> 00:27:59,818
Sit down.

489
00:28:02,488 --> 00:28:03,489
Here'e the deal.

490
00:28:03,531 --> 00:28:07,661
If you walk out of here with that package,
you agree to deliver it.

491
00:28:07,702 --> 00:28:12,876
You don't loose it, you don't open it, and
you don't try to find out what's inside it.

492
00:28:12,918 --> 00:28:16,005
You'll be compensated on the other end.

493
00:28:16,047 --> 00:28:19,885
Go by way of Interstate 60.

494
00:28:20,218 --> 00:28:22,262
Delivery date is October 2nd.

495
00:28:22,304 --> 00:28:27,102
So you'll have time to visit some towns,
meet some people.

496
00:28:27,144 --> 00:28:28,521
See what's out there.

497
00:28:28,563 --> 00:28:31,650
Pick up some travellers' tales.

498
00:28:31,691 --> 00:28:34,779
High way experiences.

499
00:28:34,820 --> 00:28:37,782
Episodes of the Road.

500
00:28:37,950 --> 00:28:39,994
This is too surreal.

501
00:28:40,036 --> 00:28:45,875
I mean, you, this office, the 13th
floor of a building that has no 13th floor.

502
00:28:46,293 --> 00:28:50,048
My alarm clock's gonna go off any second.

503
00:28:50,466 --> 00:28:53,344
Rise and shine.

504
00:28:54,638 --> 00:29:00,978
You're awake Neal. Could be you're
awake for the first time in your life.

505
00:29:07,154 --> 00:29:10,365
It's our standard form.

506
00:29:17,584 --> 00:29:20,671
And I'll need you to seal it
with the drop of your blood.

507
00:29:20,713 --> 00:29:21,714
Blood?

508
00:29:21,756 --> 00:29:25,509
Of course. I'm the DEVIL.

509
00:29:25,929 --> 00:29:27,973
Just kidding.

510
00:29:28,014 --> 00:29:32,978
Tradicionally, a man means what he says,
he'll put his blood where his mouth is.

511
00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:39,154
All right.

512
00:29:40,530 --> 00:29:42,575
Oh, one more thing.

513
00:29:42,616 --> 00:29:47,079
There's a killer out there.
So be careful.

514
00:29:48,874 --> 00:29:49,875
Now you tell me?

515
00:29:49,917 --> 00:29:50,919
After I sign?

516
00:29:50,961 --> 00:29:54,048
The journey of life
always includes a possibility of death.

517
00:29:54,090 --> 00:29:56,134
This killer,
what does he look like?

518
00:29:56,175 --> 00:30:00,305
- Who said it's a man?
- It's a woman?

519
00:30:00,347 --> 00:30:03,435
It's not this Robin Fields, is it?

520
00:30:03,477 --> 00:30:07,439
I know... you can't really say.

521
00:30:09,734 --> 00:30:12,821
I didn't mispell the name of that town.

522
00:30:12,863 --> 00:30:14,908
You'll find it.

523
00:30:14,950 --> 00:30:18,037
Just go west on Interstate 60.

524
00:30:18,079 --> 00:30:22,209
Look, we've been over this.
There is no Intestate 60.

525
00:30:22,250 --> 00:30:24,295
There's US 60.
But there is no Interstate 60.

526
00:30:24,336 --> 00:30:26,380
Look... there's got to be.

527
00:30:26,422 --> 00:30:28,467
Well look at here. Here is 70.

528
00:30:28,509 --> 00:30:31,596
The next major route south is 40.

529
00:30:31,638 --> 00:30:36,811
So if there was an I 60, it would have
to be some where between 70 and 40.

530
00:30:36,852 --> 00:30:38,896
But, as you can see, it's not there.

531
00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:40,399
It simply doesn't exist.

532
00:30:41,234 --> 00:30:44,112
Where do you find a highway,
that doesn't exist?

533
00:30:44,154 --> 00:30:47,241
Well, I decided to look
where it'd be if it did exist.

534
00:30:47,283 --> 00:30:51,414
Ray said that you don't find hidden places,
by sticking to the well travelled routs.

535
00:30:51,455 --> 00:30:57,129
So, I skipped well travelled Interstate 55,
and went south on Boob Dylan's highway 61.

536
00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:09,144
And there she was again.

537
00:31:09,186 --> 00:31:11,230
Telling me, I was right.

538
00:31:11,272 --> 00:31:14,317
I was fast becoming a believer in signs.

539
00:31:20,659 --> 00:31:23,746
It's you I'm delivering this package,
isn't it?

540
00:31:23,788 --> 00:31:27,334
You're Robin Fields.

541
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:31,048
Now it makes all sense.

542
00:31:31,089 --> 00:31:33,134
Cool. Very cool.

543
00:31:33,175 --> 00:31:36,513
Very, very cool.

544
00:32:07,595 --> 00:32:09,639
You are the waiter, from my birthday party.

545
00:32:09,681 --> 00:32:11,725
O.W. Grant.

546
00:32:11,766 --> 00:32:12,768
Neal Oliver.

547
00:32:12,809 --> 00:32:15,896
It's a strange coincidence,
seeing you here again.

548
00:32:15,938 --> 00:32:17,983
Only if you believe in coincidence.

549
00:32:18,025 --> 00:32:20,069
I prefer inevitability.

550
00:32:20,111 --> 00:32:21,154
Every event is inevitable.

551
00:32:21,194 --> 00:32:24,241
If it wasn't, it wouldn't happen.

552
00:32:24,283 --> 00:32:26,743
Right.

553
00:32:26,786 --> 00:32:31,917
Oh, I forgot to give you,
your birthday present.

554
00:32:42,014 --> 00:32:44,058
Remember your wish?

555
00:32:44,100 --> 00:32:45,101
An answer.

556
00:32:45,143 --> 00:32:46,144
Yeah - That's great.

557
00:32:46,186 --> 00:32:48,230
Yeah, gets greater.

558
00:32:48,272 --> 00:32:50,316
Go on, go ahead. Try it.

559
00:32:50,358 --> 00:32:53,486
Yes or No questions.

560
00:32:53,527 --> 00:32:58,660
OK, hmmm...
Eight ball, is there an Interstate 60?

561
00:33:08,089 --> 00:33:12,051
I told you, it'd get greater.

562
00:33:12,261 --> 00:33:13,262
Who are you mister?

563
00:33:13,304 --> 00:33:16,683
The O.W stands for One Wish.

564
00:33:17,476 --> 00:33:18,478
That's what I do.

565
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:19,521
I grant wishes.

566
00:33:19,563 --> 00:33:21,607
One to a customer.

567
00:33:21,648 --> 00:33:23,693
Your was more interesting,
then most.

568
00:33:23,734 --> 00:33:24,735
Open ended.

569
00:33:24,777 --> 00:33:26,821
Signifies thought instead of greed.

570
00:33:26,863 --> 00:33:28,907
That's what I get most of the time.

571
00:33:28,949 --> 00:33:29,950
Gimme, gimme, gimme,

572
00:33:29,992 --> 00:33:32,037
gimme this, gimme that...

573
00:33:32,079 --> 00:33:35,166
Usually money, or sex,
or easy living.

574
00:33:35,207 --> 00:33:39,296
How I deliver.
Yeah, that depends on what mood I'm in.

575
00:33:40,422 --> 00:33:44,511
Eight Ball, is this guy bull-shitting me?

576
00:33:52,938 --> 00:33:55,484
Come on.

577
00:33:56,068 --> 00:33:59,279
Let's find that road.

578
00:34:04,411 --> 00:34:08,542
Now, one young couple wished to be married.
Live happily ever after.

579
00:34:08,584 --> 00:34:13,757
So I blew up their car.
At the church, on the way to the honeymoon.

580
00:34:13,799 --> 00:34:16,886
Another guy. He wanted
great perfect sex every day,

581
00:34:16,927 --> 00:34:18,971
with his choice of gorgeous
women. No pregnancies.

582
00:34:19,013 --> 00:34:20,015
So...

583
00:34:20,057 --> 00:34:24,187
Everyday there is a FedEx delivery...
of a skin magazine...

584
00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:25,230
box of tissues.

585
00:34:25,272 --> 00:34:28,984
There's the Stop sign.
Turn right.

586
00:34:46,132 --> 00:34:49,511
There is a sign post, up ahead.

587
00:34:52,390 --> 00:34:55,727
Son of a bitch. I found it.

588
00:34:58,648 --> 00:35:02,027
It was inevitable.

589
00:35:25,766 --> 00:35:29,896
So, I thought all Interstates were
divided highways, with limited access.

590
00:35:29,938 --> 00:35:35,988
No, when highway doesn't officially exist.
The rules don't apply.

591
00:35:39,325 --> 00:35:42,412
OK, so how is it, we're on a highway,
that is on any map,

592
00:35:42,454 --> 00:35:44,498
going to a towns,
that presumably don't exist?

593
00:35:44,540 --> 00:35:50,380
Well, there are unlisted phone numbers, right? So,
why can't there be unlisted highways and towns?

594
00:35:50,422 --> 00:35:52,860
I don't buy it. There's got to be
a better explanation, than that.

595
00:35:52,884 --> 00:35:55,971
Better explanation.

596
00:35:56,013 --> 00:36:00,061
OK. How about it's a...
parallel dimension.

597
00:36:00,186 --> 00:36:01,187
Or you're in a dream.

598
00:36:01,229 --> 00:36:03,315
Or it has something to do
with your wish.

599
00:36:03,355 --> 00:36:05,376
Or... you're in a coma
from when that bucket hit you.

600
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,946
Or maybe... just maybe...

601
00:36:09,572 --> 00:36:12,325
You're dead.

602
00:36:12,702 --> 00:36:14,746
Well?

603
00:36:14,788 --> 00:36:16,832
Well, what do you want kid?

604
00:36:16,874 --> 00:36:18,918
I just gave you not one explanation,
but six.

605
00:36:18,959 --> 00:36:21,004
All reasonable.

606
00:36:21,045 --> 00:36:22,506
You want an answer, pick one.

607
00:36:22,548 --> 00:36:24,133
It want change anything.

608
00:36:24,175 --> 00:36:27,262
You, you took a job,
and now you got to do it.

609
00:36:27,304 --> 00:36:29,348
Yeah, but it could change something.

610
00:36:29,390 --> 00:36:31,434
So, what if I'm dead?

611
00:36:32,017 --> 00:36:33,537
What if I'm dead, right now.

612
00:36:33,561 --> 00:36:35,624
There is no reason, why shouldn't
drive on oncoming traffic, right?

613
00:36:35,648 --> 00:36:38,859
OK, go ahead. Try it.

614
00:36:41,906 --> 00:36:44,993
But that's way you accelerated in
way of the big semi, coming at us,

615
00:36:45,035 --> 00:36:47,080
which should be in about 25 seconds,
I figure.

616
00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:50,208
Come to this.
Now, if you are dead...

617
00:36:50,250 --> 00:36:51,810
Then, this is the after life,

618
00:36:51,834 --> 00:36:54,922
and you made a deal with a guy,
sealed in blood,

619
00:36:55,465 --> 00:36:57,527
who knew everything about you, even what
you are going to say, before you said it.

620
00:36:57,551 --> 00:37:00,639
Now who do you think,
that guy might be?

621
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:04,852
And... do you think it is a
good idea to piss him of?

622
00:37:11,528 --> 00:37:14,198
Maybe you got a point.

623
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,950
Maybe I do.

624
00:37:18,411 --> 00:37:21,832
Oh, I love this highway.

625
00:37:26,756 --> 00:37:29,843
Me?
I consider myself an artist, too.

626
00:37:29,884 --> 00:37:32,971
I see life, as..
Art appreciation.

627
00:37:33,013 --> 00:37:36,101
You know, some artist can't stand
the sight of their work once it's finished.

628
00:37:36,143 --> 00:37:39,230
Me, I'm one of my own biggest fans.

629
00:37:39,272 --> 00:37:44,445
And one of my favourites, will be
coming through that door... any moment..

630
00:37:44,486 --> 00:37:46,948
Now.

631
00:38:02,218 --> 00:38:04,262
Yeah, can I take your order?

632
00:38:04,304 --> 00:38:06,348
15 double-cheeseburgers, please.

633
00:38:06,390 --> 00:38:08,434
15 double-cheese to go.

634
00:38:08,475 --> 00:38:10,520
Oh, not to go.
I'll eat them here.

635
00:38:10,561 --> 00:38:11,563
Hold the order.

636
00:38:11,604 --> 00:38:14,692
You're going to eat 15
double-cheeseburgers, all by your self?

637
00:38:14,734 --> 00:38:15,735
Yeah.

638
00:38:15,777 --> 00:38:17,821
Why, they are real big?
You think 15 to many?

639
00:38:17,863 --> 00:38:20,950
Way to many.

640
00:38:22,034 --> 00:38:25,123
All right. Twelve then.
Even dozen.

641
00:38:25,164 --> 00:38:27,208
Look,
are you drunk or something, mister?

642
00:38:27,250 --> 00:38:31,380
Well I don't know.
Can you get drunk on six beer?

643
00:38:31,422 --> 00:38:34,758
Hay fella. I've got a hundred says
that you can't eat six double-cheese,

644
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,595
as much less twelve.

645
00:38:36,636 --> 00:38:39,725
So, what you're saying is,
they're really big cheeseburgers?

646
00:38:39,766 --> 00:38:42,853
My hundred says you
can't eat six double-cheese.

647
00:38:42,895 --> 00:38:46,942
Well, I'm kinda hungry.
Maybe you're right.

648
00:38:47,067 --> 00:38:49,112
Twelve is to many burgers.
I'll tell you what?

649
00:38:49,154 --> 00:38:57,154
Make it two double-cheese, three orders of fried chicken,
one BLT, two ham and Swiss on rie, chicken fried steak,

650
00:38:57,497 --> 00:39:01,628
Turkey club,
and two bolls chilli extra onions.

651
00:39:01,670 --> 00:39:04,757
And one piece of each of those pies.

652
00:39:04,798 --> 00:39:06,843
One piece of each of these pies?

653
00:39:06,884 --> 00:39:08,928
Anything else?

654
00:39:08,970 --> 00:39:11,014
Three order onion rings.

655
00:39:11,056 --> 00:39:15,187
That's much more sensible lunch,
than twelve double-cheeseburgers.

656
00:39:15,229 --> 00:39:18,064
Oh, and hold the pickles.

657
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,444
100 bucks.

658
00:39:21,486 --> 00:39:25,825
If you can finish all that food,
in one hour.

659
00:39:26,702 --> 00:39:30,874
Without getting up from that counter,
and without losing your lunch.

660
00:39:31,916 --> 00:39:33,961
I'm not much of a betting man.

661
00:39:34,002 --> 00:39:37,881
Two to One odds then...
No, no, I'll give you Three to One.

662
00:39:38,175 --> 00:39:42,305
That's 300 to mine...
against 100 to yours.

663
00:39:42,347 --> 00:39:45,267
Well, what the Hell.

664
00:39:45,475 --> 00:39:48,728
It's only money.

665
00:39:52,777 --> 00:39:54,027
Hal...

666
00:39:54,069 --> 00:39:55,864
You better hold onto this money.

667
00:39:55,906 --> 00:39:58,367
Sure.

668
00:40:00,077 --> 00:40:02,121
Yeah, I'll take some of that.

669
00:40:02,163 --> 00:40:05,251
Eight Ball,
is this guy gonna really eat all that food?

670
00:40:12,593 --> 00:40:14,638
Can I hmm...
Can I get on this action?

671
00:40:14,679 --> 00:40:15,682
Ask him.

672
00:40:15,723 --> 00:40:17,767
No I like long shots.

673
00:40:17,809 --> 00:40:19,853
You're crazy your knees.

674
00:40:19,895 --> 00:40:21,939
My money just ass good, right.

675
00:40:21,981 --> 00:40:24,067
Hell about me.

676
00:40:24,107 --> 00:40:28,239
Sir,
you want to drink anything with that?

677
00:40:36,583 --> 00:40:38,627
There's your order.

678
00:40:38,669 --> 00:40:42,716
All right. It's 13:10.
On your mark... Get set...

679
00:40:42,841 --> 00:40:45,386
Wait.

680
00:40:45,970 --> 00:40:49,099
Ketchup, please.

681
00:41:26,647 --> 00:41:28,734
Thanks.

682
00:41:28,775 --> 00:41:30,778
All right... What's the trick?

683
00:41:30,820 --> 00:41:31,821
Trick?

684
00:41:31,863 --> 00:41:32,864
Where is the food?

685
00:41:32,906 --> 00:41:34,950
Can't all be in your stomach.

686
00:41:34,991 --> 00:41:37,036
Actually, I don't know.

687
00:41:37,077 --> 00:41:40,164
The fact is, I always loved eating.
More than anything.

688
00:41:40,206 --> 00:41:43,294
Go into a restaurant,
want to order everything on the menu.

689
00:41:43,336 --> 00:41:48,509
But, I was always frustrated,
by the small capacity of my stomach.

690
00:41:48,550 --> 00:41:52,680
Well, 17 years ago,
I made a wish...

691
00:41:52,723 --> 00:41:55,810
And amazingly enough it came true.

692
00:41:55,852 --> 00:41:58,939
Now I have, what you might call,
a black hole in my belly.

693
00:41:58,981 --> 00:42:02,068
Onely I have to keep eating like this,
six or seven times a day.

694
00:42:02,109 --> 00:42:04,154
Gets expensive.

695
00:42:04,195 --> 00:42:10,077
So, I travel a lot, and take
advantage of guys like you to pay for it.

696
00:42:10,454 --> 00:42:13,374
That's a good one.

697
00:42:13,583 --> 00:42:15,001
Excuse me, mister.

698
00:42:16,293 --> 00:42:18,173
I've got to know one thing.

699
00:42:18,380 --> 00:42:20,842
Do you still love eating?

700
00:42:20,884 --> 00:42:25,096
No... now it's a drag.

701
00:42:27,142 --> 00:42:29,186
Listen kid...

702
00:42:29,227 --> 00:42:33,358
Nobody minds money taken by that guy,
he gave us good show for our money.

703
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,444
But I draw a line over what you did.

704
00:42:35,486 --> 00:42:36,487
What did I do?

705
00:42:36,529 --> 00:42:38,007
I just bet the right horse, that's all.

706
00:42:38,031 --> 00:42:40,659
You run on it. I know a
hustle when I see one.

707
00:42:40,701 --> 00:42:43,789
I played a hunch, I swear to God.
I've never seen that guy before in my life.

708
00:42:43,830 --> 00:42:44,849
But your friend, there has.

709
00:42:44,873 --> 00:42:46,918
Haven't you fella?

710
00:42:46,959 --> 00:42:49,003
Oh, I won't deny it.

711
00:42:49,045 --> 00:42:52,132
Now,
get back the money you stole, son.

712
00:42:52,174 --> 00:42:55,280
Look sir, I won a couple of bets. If that's
such a crime why don't we call the police.

713
00:42:55,304 --> 00:42:58,515
I am the police.

714
00:42:59,475 --> 00:43:02,311
Sorry about that.

715
00:43:05,733 --> 00:43:06,735
That's all my money.

716
00:43:06,777 --> 00:43:08,444
Hit the rode, fellas.

717
00:43:11,366 --> 00:43:15,745
OK, so what's your game Mr Grant. 'Cause it
seems like you know exactly what's gonna happen,

718
00:43:15,787 --> 00:43:16,788
just before it happens,

719
00:43:16,830 --> 00:43:18,207
and it's just like
fucking with me!

720
00:43:18,249 --> 00:43:20,294
Oh, don't take it personal kid.

721
00:43:20,336 --> 00:43:22,380
I fuck with everybody.

722
00:43:22,422 --> 00:43:23,423
That's what I do.

723
00:43:23,465 --> 00:43:27,595
If I tie highly recommend it as
an unending source of amusement.

724
00:43:27,636 --> 00:43:31,767
And as far as knowing what's gonna happen.
Well... on this highway,

725
00:43:31,809 --> 00:43:33,853
the past, the present, the future,

726
00:43:33,895 --> 00:43:37,732
the "What if some maybe's,
the roads not taken",

727
00:43:38,066 --> 00:43:41,154
could all converge, get jumble up.

728
00:43:41,195 --> 00:43:45,326
I just happen to be tuned into it.
That's all.

729
00:43:45,368 --> 00:43:48,497
So what are you?
Like an Angel or God, or something?

730
00:43:48,537 --> 00:43:51,750
Just, picking up certain
people to give him a wish?

731
00:43:51,791 --> 00:43:54,713
No... no, just a guy who likes
to mess with peoples heads.

732
00:43:54,754 --> 00:43:59,219
I'm a Joker... in life's deck.

733
00:44:00,177 --> 00:44:02,014
But, why do it?

734
00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:03,057
I enjoy it.

735
00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:06,186
You should always find something to do,
that you enjoy.

736
00:44:06,227 --> 00:44:10,358
Although I will admit I have been
considering a career change.

737
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,444
Job in a convenience store...

738
00:44:12,486 --> 00:44:13,529
Or maybe becoming...

739
00:44:14,654 --> 00:44:16,616
a male prostitute.

740
00:44:16,658 --> 00:44:19,578
You're gay?

741
00:44:20,830 --> 00:44:23,959
- You're fucking with me, aren't you?
- Yeah.

742
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:27,046
Fact is I'm a virgin.

743
00:44:27,088 --> 00:44:29,132
I always will be.

744
00:44:29,174 --> 00:44:32,280
My penis...
was cut off in a very weird accident,

745
00:44:32,304 --> 00:44:33,305
when I was nine.

746
00:44:33,346 --> 00:44:36,099
Yeah, right.

747
00:44:36,475 --> 00:44:39,562
You want to see it?

748
00:44:40,647 --> 00:44:43,567
Yeah... show me.

749
00:44:51,077 --> 00:44:54,039
Holy shit.

750
00:44:55,249 --> 00:44:57,294
Oh, God...

751
00:44:57,336 --> 00:45:02,509
Oh, let me tell you, the world is very different
pace, when you're not constantly thinking about sex.

752
00:45:02,550 --> 00:45:04,594
Or responding sexually to everything...

753
00:45:04,636 --> 00:45:06,971
Yeah.

754
00:45:07,035 --> 00:45:09,810
I go to guess that'd would be.

755
00:45:09,852 --> 00:45:11,896
Wait, how would you know?

756
00:45:11,938 --> 00:45:15,025
How would you know, what it's like
to not have something, you never had?

757
00:45:15,066 --> 00:45:17,111
Now you're thinking.

758
00:45:17,152 --> 00:45:20,239
You'd be surprised, how many
people take that statement on faith.

759
00:45:20,281 --> 00:45:23,369
Sounds right,
so they just except it.

760
00:45:23,411 --> 00:45:24,412
As I say.

761
00:45:24,454 --> 00:45:28,584
Messing with peoples heads,
can be a lot of fun.

762
00:45:28,625 --> 00:45:30,670
You should try it.

763
00:45:30,711 --> 00:45:34,466
Some nice scenery coming up ahead.

764
00:45:48,443 --> 00:45:51,530
Hello then...
you're going my way?

765
00:45:51,572 --> 00:45:53,616
If you're going west.

766
00:45:53,658 --> 00:45:54,659
Then, that's my way.

767
00:45:54,701 --> 00:45:58,832
Hey, why don't you hop in the back, because
huggy here is gonna wanna take a good luck at me,

768
00:45:58,873 --> 00:46:01,960
and if I'm in the front,
he'll have a better view.

769
00:46:02,002 --> 00:46:06,757
And if you're in the back...
so will you.

770
00:46:11,389 --> 00:46:12,391
I'm Laura.

771
00:46:12,432 --> 00:46:13,433
Neal.

772
00:46:13,475 --> 00:46:16,521
Oh, and that's Mr. Grant.

773
00:46:16,604 --> 00:46:18,648
So, where you going Laura?

774
00:46:18,690 --> 00:46:19,691
Me?

775
00:46:19,733 --> 00:46:22,444
Oh, I'm going to a...

776
00:46:22,863 --> 00:46:26,533
find a perfect fuck.

777
00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:29,078
Wow, that's an interesting destination.

778
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,121
Yeah, ever been there?

779
00:46:30,163 --> 00:46:32,207
- Can't say that I have.
- Me either.

780
00:46:32,249 --> 00:46:36,213
But so far the trip's been pretty exciting.

781
00:46:36,255 --> 00:46:39,509
Only, how will you know,
when you've gotten there?

782
00:46:39,550 --> 00:46:42,637
That is the problem.
It's actually become my obsession,

783
00:46:42,679 --> 00:46:46,558
but you don't need to here about it.

784
00:46:46,852 --> 00:46:47,853
Sure, sure I do.

785
00:46:47,895 --> 00:46:50,398
The first time, wasn't that great.

786
00:46:50,439 --> 00:46:51,648
I'm thinking: This is it?

787
00:46:52,066 --> 00:46:56,196
This is what all these songs are
written about? I mean, talk about hype.

788
00:46:56,238 --> 00:46:58,282
Second time was a little bit better.

789
00:46:58,324 --> 00:47:02,288
Third time, now that was a hot time.

790
00:47:02,497 --> 00:47:05,584
Forth time, not as good as the third time.

791
00:47:05,625 --> 00:47:10,798
But once I've done it enough to have all these
expiriences to compare, just drove me nuts.

792
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,928
I mean, what if the best one
was right around the corner?

793
00:47:13,970 --> 00:47:17,933
You know, how much better,
would the perfect one be?

794
00:47:18,141 --> 00:47:20,186
So this became my quest.

795
00:47:20,227 --> 00:47:23,314
No, there is times,
when wish I've gone to the convent.

796
00:47:23,356 --> 00:47:27,487
But my obsession,
becomes your opportunities.

797
00:47:27,529 --> 00:47:33,119
You little stun muffin. You want to
take advantage of a girl that can't say no?

798
00:47:33,786 --> 00:47:35,831
Any guy turned you down before?

799
00:47:35,873 --> 00:47:39,461
Not unless he was gay.

800
00:47:40,879 --> 00:47:45,593
OK... What number would I be?

801
00:47:49,432 --> 00:47:51,852
2461.

802
00:47:54,647 --> 00:47:58,777
But I have got a very,
very good hearing about you,

803
00:47:58,818 --> 00:48:02,866
and there's something very, very special.

804
00:48:04,242 --> 00:48:07,121
- I think I'm gonna pass, Laura.
- What do you mean, you will pass?

805
00:48:07,163 --> 00:48:10,625
Guys don't pass.

806
00:48:10,667 --> 00:48:14,423
Oh, I'm clean, there is no disease,
if that's what you're worried about.

807
00:48:14,464 --> 00:48:18,928
I've got condoms...
all best kinds.

808
00:48:19,679 --> 00:48:23,267
Come on Neal... stick it to me.

809
00:48:31,152 --> 00:48:33,196
I'm not doing it. Period.

810
00:48:33,238 --> 00:48:35,282
So, you just.
You are not man enough?

811
00:48:35,324 --> 00:48:39,455
You meet a real woman
and you turn in to a wuss?

812
00:48:39,497 --> 00:48:41,541
Think you want measure up, hmmm?

813
00:48:41,582 --> 00:48:43,627
Well, you'll never know,
will you?

814
00:48:43,668 --> 00:48:45,712
Because if I don't do it...

815
00:48:45,754 --> 00:48:48,841
I want be number 2000 and whatever.

816
00:48:48,883 --> 00:48:49,885
I'll be number One.

817
00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:53,014
That one guy. Guy you will
remember for the rest of your life.

818
00:48:53,056 --> 00:48:56,143
You stay up at night,
thinking about me, wondering,

819
00:48:56,184 --> 00:48:58,228
Was he the One?

820
00:48:58,270 --> 00:49:01,357
The answer is yes.
I am the perfect fuck.

821
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,401
The one you never had...

822
00:49:02,443 --> 00:49:03,444
Perfect on every way...

823
00:49:03,486 --> 00:49:06,573
Look, stop it, stop it...

824
00:49:06,615 --> 00:49:09,702
This is Zen thing, it's amazing...
I've never been perfect in anything before.

825
00:49:09,743 --> 00:49:12,830
Well, you can fuck me.

826
00:49:12,872 --> 00:49:15,960
A mind fuck, and it was terrible.

827
00:49:16,002 --> 00:49:18,046
It was good for me.

828
00:49:18,088 --> 00:49:19,338
What about you Mr.?

829
00:49:19,380 --> 00:49:21,175
I'll bet, you're a real man.

830
00:49:21,217 --> 00:49:23,261
You're man enough to be in my book?

831
00:49:23,302 --> 00:49:25,346
Oh, Hell yes.
Put me down in there.

832
00:49:25,388 --> 00:49:30,479
But I sometimes got little troubles...
getting excited.

833
00:49:32,690 --> 00:49:35,652
Let me take care of that baby.

834
00:49:58,765 --> 00:50:03,355
Now,
that's a museum you'd really appreciate.

835
00:50:06,066 --> 00:50:08,110
What is it? A bunch of bogus paintings.

836
00:50:08,152 --> 00:50:10,196
Stop in Renburg. Have a look.

837
00:50:10,238 --> 00:50:14,911
You'll find it very...
thought provoking.

838
00:50:18,582 --> 00:50:19,584
450 mile to Danver.

839
00:50:19,625 --> 00:50:22,712
Quarter tank of gas, and no money.

840
00:50:22,754 --> 00:50:28,511
Well, when Columbus set sail,
he didn't know if it had any wind.

841
00:50:31,098 --> 00:50:32,100
Stop!

842
00:50:32,141 --> 00:50:35,062
Help. Stop!

843
00:50:36,313 --> 00:50:37,314
Jesus lady...

844
00:50:37,356 --> 00:50:41,487
Help my, please, my son... took my
car and run off. I think he's in Banton.

845
00:50:41,529 --> 00:50:43,573
Will you take me there?
I've got to find him.

846
00:50:43,615 --> 00:50:45,659
Look I'm sorry,
but I'm not going that way.

847
00:50:45,700 --> 00:50:48,787
I'll pay you... $53.
It's all I have just take me to Banton.

848
00:50:48,829 --> 00:50:50,289
Help my find my son, please.

849
00:50:50,331 --> 00:50:52,960
You need money. She shows up.

850
00:50:53,002 --> 00:50:56,255
Coincidence?

851
00:50:57,174 --> 00:51:00,261
All right lady, hop in. I'll take you.
- Thank you.

852
00:51:00,302 --> 00:51:02,346
Well, I'll hop out.

853
00:51:02,388 --> 00:51:05,285
You're gettin' in tune with the highway.

854
00:51:05,309 --> 00:51:07,437
Say,

855
00:51:07,479 --> 00:51:10,231
that's important.

856
00:51:15,947 --> 00:51:17,992
Good luck Neal.

857
00:51:18,034 --> 00:51:20,078
Hey,
wait a minute. Am I gonna see you again?

858
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:22,164
Always wanting an answer.

859
00:51:22,206 --> 00:51:26,043
Well, maybe you'll find it in Banton.

860
00:51:32,636 --> 00:51:36,766
I'll pay you the rest,
when we'll find Philip.

861
00:51:36,808 --> 00:51:38,852
Oh, I'm Susan Ross.

862
00:51:38,893 --> 00:51:41,730
Neal Oliver.

863
00:51:42,023 --> 00:51:45,318
- So, how old is Philip, Susan?
- 16.

864
00:51:46,195 --> 00:51:48,239
He's my baby.

865
00:51:48,281 --> 00:51:50,325
He's all I have.

866
00:51:50,367 --> 00:51:54,515
He's run away before,
but he's always come back.

867
00:51:54,539 --> 00:51:55,541
God I am so scared...

868
00:51:55,582 --> 00:51:57,626
What if I never find him?

869
00:51:57,668 --> 00:52:01,798
- Well, did you call the Police?
- They say I should look in Banton.

870
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:04,927
It's not like I've been a bad mother.

871
00:52:04,969 --> 00:52:09,100
It's just...
so hard when you're all alone.

872
00:52:09,141 --> 00:52:11,185
We're gonna find him Susan.

873
00:52:11,227 --> 00:52:13,979
We'll find him.

874
00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:26,830
<i>It is illegal to sell,
consume, or transport Euphoria,</i>

875
00:52:26,872 --> 00:52:29,960
<i>beyond the city limits,
under penalty of law.</i>

876
00:52:30,002 --> 00:52:32,046
<i>Be warned, it is highly addictive.</i>

877
00:52:32,088 --> 00:52:34,132
<i>Even in small doses.</i>

878
00:52:35,216 --> 00:52:39,346
<i>Withdraw from Euphoria,
has known to cause injury and death.</i>

879
00:52:39,388 --> 00:52:46,648
<i>All responsible citizens, are urged to avoid this drug
at all costs, and stay in the Euphoria-free zones.</i>

880
00:52:47,732 --> 00:52:52,506
<i>Euphoria is legal in Banton, and is
distributed within the Banton city limits.</i>

881
00:52:52,530 --> 00:52:53,196
<i>However...</i>

882
00:52:53,220 --> 00:52:55,828
What kind of town is this?

883
00:52:55,933 --> 00:52:59,166
<i>It is illegal to sell, consume ..</i>

884
00:53:01,291 --> 00:53:03,336
Maybe we should talk to the Police?

885
00:53:03,377 --> 00:53:04,379
Come on.

886
00:53:04,420 --> 00:53:09,594
16-year-old,
in town with legal drugs, and a rave.

887
00:53:09,636 --> 00:53:13,599
Sorry,
but I don't think he'll be at the library.

888
00:53:36,754 --> 00:53:44,263
The next bus to the rave is leaving in five minutes...
The next bus to the rave is leaving in five minutes.

889
00:54:20,561 --> 00:54:23,481
First timers?

890
00:54:23,689 --> 00:54:26,777
Are you aware,
that Euphoria is being distributed inside,

891
00:54:26,818 --> 00:54:31,991
that it is dangerous, and addictive substance,
and it is strongly advised not to partake of it?

892
00:54:32,033 --> 00:54:34,078
Well, how can we not be?

893
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:36,830
Go on.

894
00:55:16,883 --> 00:55:17,884
You'll need this.

895
00:55:17,926 --> 00:55:19,970
No, thanks.

896
00:55:20,011 --> 00:55:23,058
Don't be stupid.

897
00:55:23,141 --> 00:55:24,142
This is the answer.

898
00:55:24,184 --> 00:55:26,228
This is to everything.

899
00:55:26,270 --> 00:55:29,357
And you really need it.

900
00:55:29,399 --> 00:55:31,443
Susan!

901
00:55:31,485 --> 00:55:34,238
He's over here.

902
00:55:35,657 --> 00:55:36,658
Philip.

903
00:55:36,700 --> 00:55:38,744
Oh, thank God, we've found you.

904
00:55:38,786 --> 00:55:39,787
Please, let's go home.

905
00:55:39,829 --> 00:55:41,873
Chill ma, I am home.

906
00:55:41,915 --> 00:55:45,002
See this? This is the place.
The happiest place on earth.

907
00:55:45,044 --> 00:55:47,089
You can't stay here.
You have to come home.

908
00:55:47,130 --> 00:55:48,132
But Mom!

909
00:55:48,173 --> 00:55:49,175
Who's this?

910
00:55:49,216 --> 00:55:51,260
New stud boyfriend?

911
00:55:51,302 --> 00:55:52,762
Sure can pick 'em.

912
00:55:52,804 --> 00:55:54,389
- You've got school.
- Fuck school.

913
00:55:54,431 --> 00:55:56,475
I've got Euphoria.

914
00:55:56,517 --> 00:55:58,562
Here, try some mom, the best.

915
00:55:58,604 --> 00:56:00,648
Philip. You can't stay here.

916
00:56:00,689 --> 00:56:03,067
Yo, I'm in legal age here.

917
00:56:03,109 --> 00:56:05,862
I can do anything I want.
I want... Euphoria.

918
00:56:05,904 --> 00:56:07,572
You stole my car.

919
00:56:07,613 --> 00:56:08,991
It's in the impound yard. Take it.

920
00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:11,078
I don't want it. Eat it.

921
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:13,164
No, you take me there.

922
00:56:13,206 --> 00:56:15,250
Go away. Leave me alone.

923
00:56:15,291 --> 00:56:16,917
Hey, what's a matter with you?

924
00:56:16,959 --> 00:56:19,463
What's going on her?
Hey, now break it up.

925
00:56:19,504 --> 00:56:20,464
Philip come home.

926
00:56:20,506 --> 00:56:23,427
- That's it.
- Philip! Philip! Please come home.

927
00:56:23,636 --> 00:56:27,766
The fact is ma'am,
here your son's legal age.

928
00:56:27,807 --> 00:56:31,937
He wants to stay...
He can't be forced to leave.

929
00:56:31,979 --> 00:56:34,023
And...

930
00:56:34,065 --> 00:56:37,111
He wants to stay.

931
00:56:37,195 --> 00:56:39,239
No, they all do. They're addicts.

932
00:56:39,281 --> 00:56:42,368
But he's just a boy.
He didn't know what he was doing.

933
00:56:42,409 --> 00:56:43,411
Oh, no no.

934
00:56:43,452 --> 00:56:44,454
He knew.

935
00:56:44,495 --> 00:56:48,000
They all knew, that's why there are
all those warnings posted all over town.

936
00:56:48,042 --> 00:56:50,712
Yeah, but if this drug is so addictive,
why is it legal?

937
00:56:50,754 --> 00:56:52,798
Son...

938
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:54,884
This town had serious drug problem.

939
00:56:54,925 --> 00:56:56,970
And all the problems that go along with it.

940
00:56:57,011 --> 00:56:58,013
We tried everything.

941
00:56:58,054 --> 00:57:02,185
Punishment for dealing,
punishment for using. More enforcement,

942
00:57:02,227 --> 00:57:06,357
tougher enforcement, jail,
hell, public humiliation.

943
00:57:06,399 --> 00:57:09,486
But, it all came down to one thing.

944
00:57:09,527 --> 00:57:12,615
Some folks... just wanna get high.

945
00:57:12,657 --> 00:57:13,658
So...

946
00:57:13,700 --> 00:57:16,787
We came up with a radical solution...

947
00:57:16,829 --> 00:57:18,873
Euphoria.

948
00:57:18,915 --> 00:57:23,045
Synthetic drug. Potent, legal,
and totally addictive,

949
00:57:23,086 --> 00:57:25,132
and we warn everyone, not to use it.

950
00:57:25,173 --> 00:57:29,303
But like I said,
some folks just wanna get high.

951
00:57:29,345 --> 00:57:31,389
One hit of this, and you are hooked.

952
00:57:31,431 --> 00:57:33,475
And we own them.

953
00:57:33,517 --> 00:57:38,691
Camp controls the supplies so of course we can
set the prize, and we made it very affordable.

954
00:57:38,732 --> 00:57:41,837
Live in our camps, eat our food, and...
you know, just do a couple of off jobs,

955
00:57:41,861 --> 00:57:45,991
pick up spome trash, mow the lawn, clean
some toilets, and you get your Euphoria.

956
00:57:46,033 --> 00:57:49,912
And at night, man... party till you drop.

957
00:57:50,205 --> 00:57:55,170
The thrall is so intense,
that everybody pays the price.

958
00:57:55,420 --> 00:57:57,464
It's an incredible achievement, really.

959
00:57:57,506 --> 00:58:00,594
Drug so powerful that it
sublimates the sex drive.

960
00:58:00,636 --> 00:58:02,680
You know,
how many rapes we had here last year?

961
00:58:02,722 --> 00:58:04,766
None.

962
00:58:04,807 --> 00:58:09,980
Are you saying Philip's going to be
cleaning toilettes for the rest of his life?

963
00:58:10,022 --> 00:58:12,066
With no sex drive?

964
00:58:12,108 --> 00:58:14,153
He'll never marry.

965
00:58:14,195 --> 00:58:16,239
I'll never have grandchildren?

966
00:58:16,281 --> 00:58:18,325
It's ironic, isn't it?

967
00:58:18,366 --> 00:58:20,411
Americans fought a war for freedom...

968
00:58:20,452 --> 00:58:22,496
another one to end slavery.

969
00:58:22,538 --> 00:58:24,582
What someone would choose
to do with their freedom?

970
00:58:24,624 --> 00:58:27,712
Become slaves.

971
00:58:27,754 --> 00:58:30,841
But they're human beings.
They have rights.

972
00:58:30,882 --> 00:58:32,927
They didn't know what they be given up.

973
00:58:32,968 --> 00:58:36,055
They made a choice.

974
00:58:36,097 --> 00:58:38,142
But look at them.

975
00:58:38,184 --> 00:58:40,228
They seem miserable to you?

976
00:58:40,270 --> 00:58:42,314
They live a simple, happy life.

977
00:58:42,356 --> 00:58:45,443
No decisions... no responsibilities...

978
00:58:45,484 --> 00:58:47,529
No problems...

979
00:58:47,570 --> 00:58:50,658
They found their answer.

980
00:58:50,700 --> 00:58:53,787
You so sure,
that your life is better than theirs?

981
00:58:53,829 --> 00:58:55,873
It's like they're animals.

982
00:58:55,915 --> 00:58:57,959
Oh yeah, we're all animals.

983
00:58:58,001 --> 00:59:02,674
Just that, some of us have
different priorities. That's all.

984
00:59:12,602 --> 00:59:18,694
Whatever your priorities are,
Banton is a really nice place to live.

985
00:59:20,529 --> 00:59:24,034
No, it's a nightmare.
Please, I want my son back.

986
00:59:24,076 --> 00:59:25,077
I'll do anything.

987
00:59:25,119 --> 00:59:27,164
All right than.
It comes down to three choices.

988
00:59:27,205 --> 00:59:29,250
One.
You move here to the Euphoria free zone,

989
00:59:29,291 --> 00:59:31,353
and that way,
you at least have the chance to see him.

990
00:59:31,377 --> 00:59:34,464
Hell, some parents
end up having their children work for them.

991
00:59:34,506 --> 00:59:36,550
Kind of perverse pay back.

992
00:59:36,592 --> 00:59:38,637
Two. You go home.

993
00:59:38,679 --> 00:59:42,809
Try to find something else
to make your life worth a while.

994
00:59:42,850 --> 00:59:45,896
Or three...

995
00:59:45,979 --> 00:59:49,691
Join the party.

996
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:55,325
What should I do?

997
00:59:55,366 --> 00:59:59,538
You're smart... tell me what to do.

998
01:00:00,581 --> 01:00:01,582
I don't know.

999
01:00:01,624 --> 01:00:04,712
I guess, if it was me...

1000
01:00:04,754 --> 01:00:06,798
I'd want to see my boy.

1001
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:08,925
But he doesn't want to see me.

1002
01:00:25,613 --> 01:00:27,658
Oh, my God...

1003
01:00:27,700 --> 01:00:29,942
It's wonderful...

1004
01:00:33,700 --> 01:00:38,554
I... feel so... beautiful...

1005
01:00:40,266 --> 01:00:44,348
I never knew, I can be so...

1006
01:00:44,372 --> 01:00:46,017
happy.

1007
01:00:52,754 --> 01:00:54,426
Well, how about you son?

1008
01:00:57,662 --> 01:01:00,622
You want some?

1009
01:01:11,214 --> 01:01:12,215
No thanks.

1010
01:01:12,257 --> 01:01:14,843
I'll pass.

1011
01:01:16,426 --> 01:01:18,804
It's Ives here.
We've got a rookie in my office,

1012
01:01:18,845 --> 01:01:21,056
and I've short shifted the
cleaning gall again.

1013
01:01:21,098 --> 01:01:23,683
Send in the zoo keeper.
- Roger that.

1014
01:01:23,725 --> 01:01:25,768
Well, guess you'll need
a hotel room for the night.

1015
01:01:25,809 --> 01:01:29,938
Plus, you get...
a 300 dollars finders fee.

1016
01:01:29,980 --> 01:01:30,981
Finders fee?

1017
01:01:31,023 --> 01:01:33,983
Yeah, for her.

1018
01:01:34,150 --> 01:01:36,193
You've just increased our labour-pool.

1019
01:01:36,235 --> 01:01:39,321
We pay for that, around here.

1020
01:01:39,363 --> 01:01:41,406
What's the matter son?

1021
01:01:41,447 --> 01:01:45,743
Somebody offers you
an advantage... take it.

1022
01:01:49,788 --> 01:01:51,831
I took the room, but not the money.

1023
01:01:51,873 --> 01:01:52,874
I couldn't.

1024
01:01:52,916 --> 01:01:54,959
And even then I didn't sleep very well.

1025
01:01:55,001 --> 01:01:57,044
I never got the rest of the 53 bucks, but,

1026
01:01:57,085 --> 01:01:59,129
given the dynamics of Interstate 60,

1027
01:01:59,171 --> 01:02:00,172
I wasn't concerned.

1028
01:02:00,213 --> 01:02:02,257
I knew something would
be just down the road.

1029
01:02:02,299 --> 01:02:03,300
It was inevitable.

1030
01:02:03,341 --> 01:02:08,929
What did concern me,
was whether something else was inevitable.

1031
01:02:09,596 --> 01:02:14,683
Eight Ball,
should I be worried about this.. Killer?

1032
01:02:17,937 --> 01:02:19,980
Can you be more specific?

1033
01:02:23,149 --> 01:02:25,609
Figures.

1034
01:02:27,319 --> 01:02:30,405
The inevitable something down the road,
was 20 miles ahead,

1035
01:02:30,446 --> 01:02:33,491
and he was quite the character.

1036
01:02:33,574 --> 01:02:36,410
What's the deal there, mister?

1037
01:02:36,702 --> 01:02:39,371
Hey, Bob Cody.

1038
01:02:39,829 --> 01:02:40,830
I don't drive.

1039
01:02:40,872 --> 01:02:42,332
And I don't like to hitch-hike.

1040
01:02:42,374 --> 01:02:47,085
When hitch-hike, I'm at the mercy of the driver. But when
I pay for the ride, I'm the employer, and I call the shots.

1041
01:02:47,127 --> 01:02:49,171
That's how I like it.

1042
01:02:49,212 --> 01:02:51,256
So.. You wonna work for me?

1043
01:02:51,298 --> 01:02:54,383
Well, I'm going to Danver.
I wouldn't mind making some money.

1044
01:02:54,425 --> 01:02:56,468
Good. I'm going to Renburg.
It's on your way.

1045
01:02:56,510 --> 01:02:58,554
Here's mine proposition.

1046
01:02:58,595 --> 01:03:02,723
You pay for gas, pay for your meals.
No alcohol while you're on payroll.

1047
01:03:02,765 --> 01:03:06,894
I pick radio stations. I
initiate all conversations.

1048
01:03:06,936 --> 01:03:08,979
I'll pay you ten dollars cash every hour.

1049
01:03:09,021 --> 01:03:11,064
And the mileage money,
when we get to Renburg.

1050
01:03:11,105 --> 01:03:16,569
In all other matters... You play straight
with me, I'll play straight with you.

1051
01:03:17,361 --> 01:03:18,361
So, we have a contract?

1052
01:03:18,403 --> 01:03:21,364
We have a contract.

1053
01:03:26,743 --> 01:03:28,787
So, who is my new employee?

1054
01:03:28,829 --> 01:03:29,829
Neal Oliver.

1055
01:03:29,871 --> 01:03:32,957
Mr. Oliver, you may call me Mr. Cody.

1056
01:03:32,999 --> 01:03:35,626
Or Sir.

1057
01:03:36,126 --> 01:03:39,171
You got it, Sir.

1058
01:03:39,463 --> 01:03:43,382
He was going to Renburg.
The museum of art fraud was in Renburg.

1059
01:03:43,424 --> 01:03:44,425
Coincidence?

1060
01:03:44,466 --> 01:03:47,553
I knew then that I'd had
to check out that museum.

1061
01:03:47,594 --> 01:03:48,595
It was inevitable.

1062
01:03:48,637 --> 01:03:53,867
Mr. Cody had rather unique
tastes in audio stimulation.

1063
01:03:53,891 --> 01:04:00,063
<i>The choice is clear. The Orient 620. The
American made car, for American made drivers...</i>

1064
01:04:00,104 --> 01:04:05,234
See, that's a lie.
Orient engines are made in Japan.

1065
01:04:08,653 --> 01:04:13,616
<i>Guilt Signal.
The movie everyone's talking about...</i>

1066
01:04:14,742 --> 01:04:19,538
That's another lie.
We're not talking about it.

1067
01:04:19,913 --> 01:04:22,832
<i>We're the United State's Post Office.
We care...</i>

1068
01:04:23,165 --> 01:04:28,212
Oh, that's the biggest whopper of all.

1069
01:04:28,253 --> 01:04:32,381
You know,
sometimes only that chairman will do.

1070
01:04:32,423 --> 01:04:38,637
<i>I get no kick from champagne...
(Frank Sinatra's - Kick out of you)</i>

1071
01:04:38,679 --> 01:04:40,721
There's an advert I can't figure.

1072
01:04:40,763 --> 01:04:43,849
What's warmer, the weather,
the water... girl?

1073
01:04:43,891 --> 01:04:44,892
She's pretty, though.

1074
01:04:44,934 --> 01:04:46,977
She's Robin Fields.

1075
01:04:47,019 --> 01:04:48,019
She's gorgeous.

1076
01:04:48,061 --> 01:04:49,062
Sir.

1077
01:04:49,103 --> 01:04:51,147
Well, you know her?

1078
01:04:51,189 --> 01:04:53,232
Not yet.
I'm meeting her in Danver.

1079
01:04:53,274 --> 01:04:56,234
You're a lucky man.

1080
01:04:56,401 --> 01:04:58,904
Yeah, to be honest,
I'm a little nervous about it...

1081
01:04:58,945 --> 01:05:00,530
Cos', you know,
what am I gonna say?

1082
01:05:00,572 --> 01:05:04,700
How do you start a conversation with the girl of
your dreams, without coming off like a total dork?

1083
01:05:04,741 --> 01:05:07,577
Don't say anything.

1084
01:05:07,869 --> 01:05:11,081
Let her start.

1085
01:05:12,039 --> 01:05:14,083
That's, a good idea.

1086
01:05:14,124 --> 01:05:18,087
Sit back.
Listen to sweet musical tones of her voice.

1087
01:05:18,128 --> 01:05:19,296
Son, you got a bag.

1088
01:05:19,338 --> 01:05:22,673
Yes sir, I do.

1089
01:05:24,550 --> 01:05:31,222
<i>I get a kick out of youuuuuuuuuu...</i>

1090
01:05:33,933 --> 01:05:38,061
Now there's a sign that's
telling the truth, for a change.

1091
01:05:38,103 --> 01:05:40,146
Yeah, looks like a motel to me.

1092
01:05:40,188 --> 01:05:43,274
No, Frontier... ever hear of
Frederick Turner Mr Oliver?

1093
01:05:43,316 --> 01:05:44,317
No sir.

1094
01:05:44,359 --> 01:05:47,444
Well, he was an historian.

1095
01:05:47,486 --> 01:05:50,572
About a hundred years ago, he came
up with the theory about the Frontier.

1096
01:05:50,614 --> 01:05:54,741
Said, the Frontier was a...
safety valve for civilization.

1097
01:05:54,783 --> 01:05:57,869
Place for people to go,
to keep them from going mad.

1098
01:05:57,911 --> 01:05:58,912
So...

1099
01:05:58,954 --> 01:06:02,039
wherever were folks, who
couldn't fit in with ways things were...

1100
01:06:02,081 --> 01:06:06,210
Nuts, malcontents, extremists...

1101
01:06:06,251 --> 01:06:09,337
They'd packed up and head for the frontier.
So America got started.

1102
01:06:09,378 --> 01:06:12,465
All the crackpots and
trouble makers in Europe,

1103
01:06:12,506 --> 01:06:14,550
packed up, and went to a frontier,

1104
01:06:14,592 --> 01:06:17,677
which became, The Thirteen Colonies...

1105
01:06:17,719 --> 01:06:20,805
When some people couldn't fit in with that,
they moved further west.

1106
01:06:20,847 --> 01:06:25,851
Which is why all the nuts
eventually ended up in California.

1107
01:06:27,102 --> 01:06:30,188
Turner died in 1932, so...

1108
01:06:30,230 --> 01:06:33,316
He was around long enough
to see what would happen to the World,

1109
01:06:33,358 --> 01:06:36,443
when we ran out of frontier.

1110
01:06:36,485 --> 01:06:39,571
Some people say,
we had a frontier in the mind.

1111
01:06:39,613 --> 01:06:45,284
And they go off and explore the wonderful
world of alcohol, and drugs, but,

1112
01:06:45,868 --> 01:06:46,869
that's no frontier.

1113
01:06:46,910 --> 01:06:51,038
It's just another way for us
to fool ourselves...

1114
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:54,166
And we've created this phoney frontier
with computers.

1115
01:06:54,208 --> 01:06:58,336
Which allows people to
think they've escaped...

1116
01:06:58,378 --> 01:07:01,464
Frontier with access fees...

1117
01:07:01,506 --> 01:07:04,592
What about Space?
The final frontier?

1118
01:07:04,634 --> 01:07:07,719
Ah, Star Trek isn't Space.
That's television.

1119
01:07:07,761 --> 01:07:10,847
Find fuckin' frontier, that is.

1120
01:07:10,889 --> 01:07:17,102
Besides, how many folks can just pack up,
and go to space?

1121
01:07:17,143 --> 01:07:20,230
Naah, the frontier is right here.

1122
01:07:20,271 --> 01:07:23,357
Interstate 60.

1123
01:07:23,398 --> 01:07:25,442
That's why it was put here.

1124
01:07:25,484 --> 01:07:28,570
Give people, who wanted a little different,

1125
01:07:28,612 --> 01:07:30,654
place to go.

1126
01:07:30,696 --> 01:07:32,740
Is that really true Mr Cody?

1127
01:07:32,781 --> 01:07:36,702
If it isn't... it should be.

1128
01:07:48,419 --> 01:07:51,506
Excuse me... Excuse me...

1129
01:07:51,547 --> 01:07:53,591
Excuse my...

1130
01:07:53,633 --> 01:07:56,718
Can you help me out mister?

1131
01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:58,612
Will work for food, eh?

1132
01:07:58,636 --> 01:08:03,974
OK... Here's an apple, food.

1133
01:08:04,683 --> 01:08:08,186
Now, I'd like you washed
that man's windshield.

1134
01:08:08,228 --> 01:08:09,229
Work.

1135
01:08:09,271 --> 01:08:12,356
Hey man. I ain't gonna
wash his windshield for no apple.

1136
01:08:12,398 --> 01:08:16,527
Oh, excuse me.
It doesn't say "might work for food",

1137
01:08:16,568 --> 01:08:19,653
It doesn't say "restricted menus", it says
"will work for food". This is food,

1138
01:08:19,695 --> 01:08:20,696
That's work.

1139
01:08:20,738 --> 01:08:22,781
What's the problem?

1140
01:08:22,823 --> 01:08:24,867
I ain't doin' it, that's all.

1141
01:08:24,909 --> 01:08:29,036
Now, let's be honest.
You don't want to work.

1142
01:08:29,078 --> 01:08:32,164
You just want a hand out,
so you can buy booze.

1143
01:08:32,206 --> 01:08:35,292
And nothing wrong with that. Drinking...
that's a great human tradition.

1144
01:08:35,334 --> 01:08:38,419
And if you'd been straight about it,
I'd bought you some Chevas.

1145
01:08:38,461 --> 01:08:42,590
But by holding up that sign.
You made an employment agreement.

1146
01:08:42,632 --> 01:08:44,674
Which I intend to hold you to.

1147
01:08:44,716 --> 01:08:48,803
Now...
There's the apple, you wash that car.

1148
01:08:49,929 --> 01:08:53,015
Fuck you man.
I don't want your fuckin' apple,

1149
01:08:53,056 --> 01:08:55,100
so I don't gotta wash that fuckin' car.

1150
01:08:55,142 --> 01:08:59,729
Here's what I think of your fuckin' apple.

1151
01:09:02,648 --> 01:09:08,819
Well, now since you've took my food.
You gotta wash that car.

1152
01:09:09,737 --> 01:09:10,738
Wash it.

1153
01:09:10,780 --> 01:09:13,866
- Mr. Cody, this is really unimportant.
- Yes it is.

1154
01:09:13,908 --> 01:09:18,036
This jerk out here lying in writing?!
I don't tolerate lying from any one!

1155
01:09:18,077 --> 01:09:20,121
Especially not in writing.

1156
01:09:20,163 --> 01:09:22,206
You! Watch the damn car.

1157
01:09:22,248 --> 01:09:24,292
You, shot the fuck up!

1158
01:09:24,333 --> 01:09:25,583
Or I'm gonna cut you.

1159
01:09:25,625 --> 01:09:27,419
You all get out of here, now!

1160
01:09:27,460 --> 01:09:28,479
I'm gonna call the sheriff.

1161
01:09:28,503 --> 01:09:30,547
Yeah, I wouldn't do that.

1162
01:09:30,588 --> 01:09:34,674
You see, I've got lung cancer.
I'm terminal, six months to live.

1163
01:09:34,758 --> 01:09:38,803
Only...
I'm not going out in a hospital.

1164
01:09:38,929 --> 01:09:39,930
It's dynamite.

1165
01:09:39,971 --> 01:09:44,099
Enough to take out everything
in radius of 150 yards.

1166
01:09:44,141 --> 01:09:47,227
I don't take two farts in a martini,
if I go now or later.

1167
01:09:47,269 --> 01:09:52,439
But if you do,
you'd better wash that car.

1168
01:09:52,481 --> 01:09:54,525
OK, OK mister... I'll clean it for you.

1169
01:09:54,566 --> 01:09:56,610
No!

1170
01:09:56,652 --> 01:09:57,652
He's got to do it.

1171
01:09:57,693 --> 01:09:59,737
What are you nuts?
Wash the windshield.

1172
01:09:59,779 --> 01:10:00,780
Clean it!

1173
01:10:00,821 --> 01:10:02,865
Wash the car.

1174
01:10:02,907 --> 01:10:05,992
OK, OK! I'll wash it, all right!

1175
01:10:06,034 --> 01:10:08,745
Turn it of.

1176
01:10:13,331 --> 01:10:17,460
You'd rather call the sheriff, and have
that guy shot through the head. He's crazy.

1177
01:10:17,502 --> 01:10:21,713
I've got much simpler solution.

1178
01:10:23,548 --> 01:10:30,679
<i>Grab your cote, and snatch your hat.
Leave your worries on the door step.</i>

1179
01:10:30,721 --> 01:10:38,328
<i>Just direct your feet,
to the sunny side of the street.</i>

1180
01:10:38,352 --> 01:10:42,499
Say what you mean, mean what you say.

1181
01:10:42,523 --> 01:10:48,736
You know, if everybody followed that rule,
there would be a lot less trouble.

1182
01:10:48,778 --> 01:10:51,864
Now, we still have a contract Mr. Oliver.

1183
01:10:51,906 --> 01:10:56,034
Sure hope, you're not thinking
of breaking that contract.

1184
01:10:56,076 --> 01:10:58,912
Thinking about it? Yes.

1185
01:10:59,204 --> 01:11:02,330
Doing it? No, sir.

1186
01:11:04,416 --> 01:11:06,459
That's a very honest response.

1187
01:11:06,501 --> 01:11:10,462
That's a breath of fresh air.

1188
01:11:10,671 --> 01:11:11,672
Cigarette?

1189
01:11:11,713 --> 01:11:14,800
No, Thank you sir. I don't smoke.

1190
01:11:14,841 --> 01:11:17,928
I like cigarettes.

1191
01:11:17,969 --> 01:11:21,055
Package says they cause cancer,
and they do.

1192
01:11:21,096 --> 01:11:25,243
Say what you mean, mean what you say.

1193
01:11:25,267 --> 01:11:28,352
Nor, for one, for cigarettes,
I don't know where I'd be today.

1194
01:11:28,394 --> 01:11:30,438
I used to be in advertising.

1195
01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:33,566
I got paid for lying.

1196
01:11:33,607 --> 01:11:37,735
And one day, a little boy died
because of one of those lies.

1197
01:11:37,777 --> 01:11:40,863
Well, that fried me.

1198
01:11:40,905 --> 01:11:47,118
So, when I got my nicotine death sentence,
I decided to make the rest of my time count.

1199
01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:50,246
Put and end on some of those lies.

1200
01:11:50,288 --> 01:11:56,001
Now, for the first time on my life,
I'm fulfilled, I'm content.

1201
01:11:57,586 --> 01:11:59,628
Lung cancer.

1202
01:11:59,670 --> 01:12:02,881
Is now without its benefits.

1203
01:12:03,841 --> 01:12:06,927
I couldn't decide if he was for real,
or bluffing.

1204
01:12:06,969 --> 01:12:09,011
Totally sane or completely nuts.

1205
01:12:09,053 --> 01:12:11,096
Maybe the dynamite was fake,
or the detonator was.

1206
01:12:11,138 --> 01:12:13,182
Or... maybe not.

1207
01:12:13,224 --> 01:12:16,309
As Grant would say,
lots of answers, all of them reasonable.

1208
01:12:16,350 --> 01:12:19,061
I did know that I liked it.
That was for sure.

1209
01:12:19,103 --> 01:12:27,103
<i>Sunny side of the streeeeeeeeeeeeeeet...</i>

1210
01:12:30,947 --> 01:12:32,989
Mister Oliver.

1211
01:12:33,031 --> 01:12:36,117
You're one of the best
employees I've ever had.

1212
01:12:36,159 --> 01:12:38,203
I'm giving you a tip.

1213
01:12:38,244 --> 01:12:41,330
And my card.

1214
01:12:41,371 --> 01:12:43,415
You ever want to work for me again.

1215
01:12:43,457 --> 01:12:45,500
You call that number.

1216
01:12:45,542 --> 01:12:48,627
It's mine direct line.

1217
01:12:48,669 --> 01:12:52,673
- Good luck with that girl.
- Thank you sir.

1218
01:12:55,968 --> 01:12:59,053
The Museum of Art Fraud
was only three blocks away.

1219
01:12:59,095 --> 01:13:02,181
That Interstate 60 dynamic
was clearly at work again.

1220
01:13:02,223 --> 01:13:05,308
And my own curiosity was definitely piqued.

1221
01:13:05,350 --> 01:13:07,393
Oh, you must be Douglas.

1222
01:13:07,435 --> 01:13:10,521
Oh, thank goodness,
I'm so glad to see you.

1223
01:13:10,563 --> 01:13:14,691
I didn't think you were coming.
I mean, the agency called to cancel.

1224
01:13:14,733 --> 01:13:15,751
I'm Mrs. James. The owner.

1225
01:13:15,775 --> 01:13:16,985
Hi Mrs. James...

1226
01:13:17,026 --> 01:13:20,946
And today we're viewing the originals,
and right now... I know you're confused...

1227
01:13:20,988 --> 01:13:25,116
But if you do as I say,
I'll give you a hundred dollars.

1228
01:13:25,158 --> 01:13:29,286
Late Mr. James was most proud of
five original masterpieces in this room.

1229
01:13:29,328 --> 01:13:33,457
Rarely seen,
and per his wishes never photographed.

1230
01:13:33,498 --> 01:13:38,085
Monet... Cezanne...
Van Gogh... Renoir...

1231
01:13:38,711 --> 01:13:39,712
Degas...

1232
01:13:39,753 --> 01:13:41,797
Each is valued in the millions.

1233
01:13:41,839 --> 01:13:44,924
No less then Bill Gates and
Warren Buffet have attempted to buy them.

1234
01:13:44,966 --> 01:13:48,928
Of course they're not for sale.

1235
01:13:49,136 --> 01:13:50,805
Now if we can proceed this way...

1236
01:13:58,728 --> 01:14:03,690
Now, take the paintings down very
carefully, remove them from the frames.

1237
01:14:03,732 --> 01:14:08,069
And then, after that...
put them on the easels out here.

1238
01:14:08,945 --> 01:14:10,988
Today you're going to be my nephew Edward.

1239
01:14:11,029 --> 01:14:15,200
Now, just follow my lead,
and go with the flow.

1240
01:14:18,327 --> 01:14:20,371
This way please.

1241
01:14:20,412 --> 01:14:23,499
Welcome ladies and gentlemen...

1242
01:14:23,540 --> 01:14:27,668
Welcome to our gallery of
affordable reproductions...

1243
01:14:27,710 --> 01:14:33,923
It was my late husband's request, That
none of his five original masterpieces,

1244
01:14:33,965 --> 01:14:39,136
ever be photographed
or reproduced in any book or catalogue.

1245
01:14:39,178 --> 01:14:42,263
So, we offer these copies...

1246
01:14:42,305 --> 01:14:46,434
Rendered by my nephew Edward.

1247
01:14:46,476 --> 01:14:50,520
At the modest cost of $350 a piece.

1248
01:14:50,645 --> 01:14:53,732
And if you have any questions,
please, don't hesitate...

1249
01:14:53,773 --> 01:14:57,444
to ask either one of us.

1250
01:14:57,944 --> 01:14:59,987
How long did it take you to do them?

1251
01:15:00,028 --> 01:15:02,507
How long?

1252
01:15:02,531 --> 01:15:05,200
I knocked them out all in a week.

1253
01:15:05,242 --> 01:15:06,700
I can tell.

1254
01:15:06,742 --> 01:15:09,370
Some of your brush work is rather uneven...

1255
01:15:09,411 --> 01:15:12,498
Well, you get what you pay for.

1256
01:15:12,539 --> 01:15:18,753
It's decent craftsmanship, perhaps
a little slick. Lacks the artist's sole.

1257
01:15:18,794 --> 01:15:22,256
Yeah, but I'm just an amateur.

1258
01:15:25,049 --> 01:15:26,050
It's shameful.

1259
01:15:26,092 --> 01:15:30,221
Cezanne would roll over in his grave,
to see such a mockery of his work.

1260
01:15:30,263 --> 01:15:34,391
Well, let's be glad for both our sakes,
that he won't see it.

1261
01:15:34,432 --> 01:15:37,519
Well, you've heard it from the experts.
You have no talent whatsoever.

1262
01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:41,688
Well, I've never been more flattered.

1263
01:15:41,730 --> 01:15:43,774
My late husband's desire.

1264
01:15:43,815 --> 01:15:49,945
Was that his masterpieces be owned
by people who will enjoy them.

1265
01:15:50,070 --> 01:15:53,156
Not trophy collectors.

1266
01:15:53,198 --> 01:15:55,241
Thus our charade.

1267
01:15:55,282 --> 01:15:59,745
But do you know, in eight years
I have yet to sell a painting.

1268
01:16:00,496 --> 01:16:03,581
Why don't you donate them to an art museum?

1269
01:16:03,623 --> 01:16:06,709
Oh, upon my death,
clones of them will be donated.

1270
01:16:06,751 --> 01:16:07,752
Clones?

1271
01:16:07,793 --> 01:16:10,880
Oscar was an art collector, dealer.

1272
01:16:10,921 --> 01:16:18,678
Technical genius... and a practical joker, and wealthy
enough to indulge in his most outrageous whims.

1273
01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:25,475
He developed a process where by, he could
duplicate a painting almost on a molecular level.

1274
01:16:25,517 --> 01:16:32,189
He would borrow a grate master from a museum,
and duplicate it, and often send back the copy.

1275
01:16:32,230 --> 01:16:34,858
And he was never found out.

1276
01:16:34,900 --> 01:16:36,942
A Stary Night... the original.

1277
01:16:36,984 --> 01:16:40,070
The one in New York is a clone.

1278
01:16:40,112 --> 01:16:45,866
This Monet... the art world
thinks that the original is in Paris.

1279
01:16:46,367 --> 01:16:48,411
Unbelievable.

1280
01:16:48,452 --> 01:16:50,496
So there're all originals?

1281
01:16:50,538 --> 01:16:53,623
So what one do,
with a collection like this?

1282
01:16:53,665 --> 01:16:55,124
You tell everyone they're fakes.

1283
01:16:55,958 --> 01:16:59,879
And so, just before he died,
Oscar created this.

1284
01:16:59,921 --> 01:17:01,963
The Museum of Art Fraud.

1285
01:17:02,005 --> 01:17:05,091
The worlds grates art museum.

1286
01:17:05,133 --> 01:17:08,219
Masquerading as a cheap tourist attraction.

1287
01:17:08,261 --> 01:17:10,303
Oh, my God... that's...

1288
01:17:10,345 --> 01:17:14,307
My husband... Oscar Warren James.

1289
01:17:14,516 --> 01:17:17,267
Of course.

1290
01:17:20,771 --> 01:17:22,814
I must say, I was feeling pretty damn good.

1291
01:17:22,856 --> 01:17:24,899
Hell I was feeling inspired.

1292
01:17:24,940 --> 01:17:28,027
I wanted to deliver the package,
and then I wanted to go out and paint.

1293
01:17:28,068 --> 01:17:32,197
And I wished I could go back in time,
and enter a piece in Conrad Competition.

1294
01:17:32,239 --> 01:17:35,324
But... I'd had my one wish.

1295
01:17:35,366 --> 01:17:38,869
And I couldn't look back.

1296
01:17:44,332 --> 01:17:47,835
Hot and Cool.
I'm getting warmer, I'm getting colder.

1297
01:17:47,877 --> 01:17:50,629
Of course.

1298
01:17:51,004 --> 01:17:53,048
Eight Ball,

1299
01:17:53,089 --> 01:17:56,176
that girl is not in Danver
and her name is not Robin, isn't it?

1300
01:18:00,387 --> 01:18:03,473
Is she in Morlaw?

1301
01:18:08,727 --> 01:18:11,814
So, if I go there, will I find her?

1302
01:18:17,068 --> 01:18:21,197
So there it was...
The proverbial fork in the road.

1303
01:18:21,238 --> 01:18:25,366
My job. The word I'd given.
The contract I'd signed.

1304
01:18:25,408 --> 01:18:28,494
Versus the lovely Lynn.
The girl of my dreams.

1305
01:18:28,536 --> 01:18:30,578
Her musical voice in my head, leading me...

1306
01:18:30,620 --> 01:18:32,664
Where?

1307
01:18:32,705 --> 01:18:33,706
So what did I do?

1308
01:18:33,748 --> 01:18:37,877
I did what any self respecting
hopeless romantic would do.

1309
01:18:37,918 --> 01:18:42,214
I rationalized.
Five days to go 158 miles.

1310
01:18:43,131 --> 01:18:46,216
I got time to chase a dream,
right Eight Ball?

1311
01:18:50,429 --> 01:18:53,515
Good answer.

1312
01:19:26,917 --> 01:19:29,753
Drivers Licence.

1313
01:19:33,173 --> 01:19:36,258
What did I do, officer?

1314
01:19:36,300 --> 01:19:37,301
Nothing.

1315
01:19:37,343 --> 01:19:38,343
You're served.

1316
01:19:38,385 --> 01:19:41,471
You're being sued by Mr.
for your responsibility...

1317
01:19:41,513 --> 01:19:45,641
in a hit and run kill of his pat cat Snickers,
three weeks ago in front of the Courthouse.

1318
01:19:45,683 --> 01:19:48,769
But I've never been here before.
I was in St. Louis three weeks ago.

1319
01:19:48,811 --> 01:19:49,812
Tell it to the judge.

1320
01:19:49,853 --> 01:19:51,105
I'm just process serving.

1321
01:19:51,146 --> 01:19:53,981
Meanwhile I suggest you head to the town
and hire yourself a lawyer...

1322
01:19:54,023 --> 01:19:55,024
You're gonna need one.

1323
01:19:55,608 --> 01:19:58,170
But first... park your car in
that lane over there, by the lake,

1324
01:19:58,194 --> 01:20:00,236
you can get sued for polluting the air.

1325
01:20:24,256 --> 01:20:28,385
Hey Mr., I'm really good, check it out
Stanford, class of 88.

1326
01:20:28,427 --> 01:20:32,430
Suma cum laude,
but more important I know the angles.

1327
01:20:35,725 --> 01:20:38,436
You don't need a lawyer.
You need a good lawyer, and that's me.

1328
01:20:38,477 --> 01:20:41,938
Parkinson, and that's the only name
you need to remember. These other guys...

1329
01:20:43,231 --> 01:20:46,109
- I'm uninterested.
- Valerie McCabe. Year of 91.

1330
01:20:46,150 --> 01:20:49,903
I've got special rates for visitors.
And I know I can win your case.

1331
01:20:49,944 --> 01:20:51,321
You don't even know my case.

1332
01:20:51,363 --> 01:20:54,449
The Madison case?

1333
01:20:54,491 --> 01:20:56,533
Happens to visitors all the time.

1334
01:20:56,575 --> 01:20:58,618
Fact is,


1335
01:20:58,660 --> 01:20:59,661
He's allergic.

1336
01:20:59,703 --> 01:21:01,746
I can have it thrown out in no time.

1337
01:21:01,788 --> 01:21:03,832
Wait. He never had a cat?

1338
01:21:03,873 --> 01:21:05,916
So why he's gonna sue somebody for it?

1339
01:21:05,958 --> 01:21:08,001
Because he can.

1340
01:21:08,043 --> 01:21:09,044
What?

1341
01:21:09,086 --> 01:21:12,172
Every adult citizen of Morlaw,
is a lawyer.

1342
01:21:12,214 --> 01:21:15,299
So everybody sues everybody else.
It doesn't matter if there is a cause.

1343
01:21:15,341 --> 01:21:17,402
It's how we make sure that everybody
makes a living off the profession.

1344
01:21:17,426 --> 01:21:18,427
Yeah, but that's insane.

1345
01:21:18,469 --> 01:21:19,470
I can sue you for that.

1346
01:21:19,511 --> 01:21:23,639
You just made a defamatory remark
about this town.

1347
01:21:23,681 --> 01:21:25,742
Hey, are you looking at my legs.
I can sue you for that too.

1348
01:21:25,766 --> 01:21:27,810
Sexual harassment.

1349
01:21:27,852 --> 01:21:29,894
Is there anything you can't sue me for?

1350
01:21:29,936 --> 01:21:34,065
Hire me. That way everything between us is
subject to attorney-client privilege.

1351
01:21:34,107 --> 01:21:37,192
I'm $75 an hour. First hour is free.

1352
01:21:37,234 --> 01:21:39,277
Well, at least you know my case.

1353
01:21:39,319 --> 01:21:42,405
All right. You're hired.

1354
01:21:42,447 --> 01:21:44,491
I'm suing you Valerie...

1355
01:21:44,532 --> 01:21:48,660
For the sexual enticement or the appearance thereof
of the potential client on the public thoroughfare.

1356
01:21:48,702 --> 01:21:51,788
He only hired you,
because he found you sexually attractive.

1357
01:21:51,830 --> 01:21:52,831
Hurry. My office.

1358
01:21:52,873 --> 01:21:55,958
We can get lots a dozen more law suits,
just walking down the street.

1359
01:21:58,085 --> 01:22:01,171
This will be essential.
Shouldn't make more then a couple of weeks.

1360
01:22:01,213 --> 01:22:02,213
Weeks?

1361
01:22:02,255 --> 01:22:05,341
No, no, no.
I have to be in Danver on October 2nd.

1362
01:22:05,383 --> 01:22:06,383
It can't take that long.

1363
01:22:06,425 --> 01:22:07,426
That's not long.

1364
01:22:07,468 --> 01:22:09,511
Long is our City limit sign.

1365
01:22:09,553 --> 01:22:12,638
We've been trying to get knew one
put up for five years now.

1366
01:22:12,680 --> 01:22:16,809
But we forgot a file an environmental
impact report, and as metal in signpost...

1367
01:22:16,851 --> 01:22:19,936
is a potentially hazardous substance.
We're in court over that.

1368
01:22:19,978 --> 01:22:23,064
And another lawyer is challenging
the census figure on the sign.

1369
01:22:23,106 --> 01:22:27,234
And another lawyer said we had to do another
land survey to determine the exact city limits,

1370
01:22:27,275 --> 01:22:30,362
so we know precisely where to put the sign.
So we brought an Surveyor.

1371
01:22:30,403 --> 01:22:32,447
But he got sued for smoking,

1372
01:22:32,489 --> 01:22:34,531
and wasn't enjoined
from finishing the survey.

1373
01:22:34,573 --> 01:22:36,617
I say we're at least two years,
from a new sign.

1374
01:22:36,658 --> 01:22:38,702
And you chose to live here?

1375
01:22:38,744 --> 01:22:40,787
I wouldn't live anywhere else.

1376
01:22:40,829 --> 01:22:42,872
Every day is a new challenge.

1377
01:22:42,913 --> 01:22:43,914
A new precedent.

1378
01:22:43,956 --> 01:22:47,042
A new interpreting of the law.

1379
01:22:47,084 --> 01:22:50,420
It's an intellectual feast.

1380
01:23:01,679 --> 01:23:04,766
So if everyone who lives here is a lawyer,

1381
01:23:04,807 --> 01:23:05,808
How do you live?

1382
01:23:05,850 --> 01:23:09,978
I mean, who runs the grocery store...
Who does your dry cleaning...

1383
01:23:10,020 --> 01:23:12,063
Who fixes the shitter, when it breaks?

1384
01:23:12,105 --> 01:23:16,233
Well, we all moonlight on a law related
jobs. Police, bailiffs, court reporters...

1385
01:23:16,275 --> 01:23:19,361
But those other trivial things,
you mentioned?

1386
01:23:19,403 --> 01:23:22,489
They're done by people like you.
Awaiting trial.

1387
01:23:22,531 --> 01:23:24,573
It's the only way they can
afford their legal fees.

1388
01:23:24,615 --> 01:23:27,701
Now, I can get you a hearing
on Monday October 1st.

1389
01:23:27,743 --> 01:23:28,744
Meanwhile...

1390
01:23:28,785 --> 01:23:31,871
We'll have to call witnesses,
to testify as your character.

1391
01:23:31,912 --> 01:23:32,931
You know, Family. Friends.

1392
01:23:32,955 --> 01:23:36,059
So, that you can qualify for your employment
program. It'll help keep cost down.

1393
01:23:36,083 --> 01:23:41,254
So tomorrow morning, why don't you get me
their names and numbers, and I'll subpena them.

1394
01:23:41,295 --> 01:23:44,382
Well, even if they could get here...
Wouldn't they get sued too?

1395
01:23:44,423 --> 01:23:46,467
Of course.

1396
01:23:46,509 --> 01:23:52,263
But you'll identify them, and their problems will
fall on your shoulders, which means more work for me.

1397
01:23:53,389 --> 01:23:55,474
I have those phone numbers
They're in my car.

1398
01:23:55,515 --> 01:24:00,353
I'm gonna go get them. And I'm
gonna make few calls, and be right back.

1399
01:24:03,189 --> 01:24:05,232
No you won't.

1400
01:24:05,274 --> 01:24:08,360
Fred... Mr. Oliver is a potential fugitive.

1401
01:24:08,402 --> 01:24:10,445
- Lock him up.
- Lock me up?

1402
01:24:10,487 --> 01:24:11,488
Of course.

1403
01:24:11,530 --> 01:24:14,615
We lawyers have to protect out livelihood.

1404
01:24:14,657 --> 01:24:16,700
Hey, you can't do this to me.
I have rights.

1405
01:24:16,742 --> 01:24:21,495
I know you do, sweetie.
I'm here to protect them.

1406
01:24:28,209 --> 01:24:30,253
I couldn't even blame the Eight Ball.

1407
01:24:30,295 --> 01:24:32,338
It said a meeting was possible.

1408
01:24:32,380 --> 01:24:33,381
Yeah, right...

1409
01:24:33,423 --> 01:24:36,508
A meteor wiping out Morlaw
was possible too.

1410
01:24:36,549 --> 01:24:41,387
Probably more possible
than ever meeting Lynn.

1411
01:24:52,188 --> 01:24:53,188
Lynn!

1412
01:24:53,230 --> 01:24:55,691
Over here!

1413
01:25:01,570 --> 01:25:04,532
I'm gonna get you out!

1414
01:25:09,911 --> 01:25:12,872
I'm gonna get you out!

1415
01:25:19,294 --> 01:25:21,337
In order to get her out,
I had to get me out.

1416
01:25:21,379 --> 01:25:25,507
But jailbreak, was clearly not happening.
Ditto for a tunnel job.

1417
01:25:25,549 --> 01:25:27,610
I needed an answer,
and my Eight ball was in the car.

1418
01:25:27,634 --> 01:25:28,635
Damn it.

1419
01:25:28,677 --> 01:25:30,720
There had to be a way,
to blow this thing wide open.

1420
01:25:30,762 --> 01:25:32,806
And then I knew.

1421
01:25:32,847 --> 01:25:34,890
My lawyer needed a character witness.

1422
01:25:34,932 --> 01:25:36,975
I needed a witness

1423
01:25:37,017 --> 01:25:40,395
who was a character.

1424
01:25:43,272 --> 01:25:45,316
Please, state your name and occupation.

1425
01:25:45,357 --> 01:25:48,652
Robert Wilson Cody.

1426
01:25:49,527 --> 01:25:51,570
I'm...
what you might call it an axe grinder.

1427
01:25:51,612 --> 01:25:55,741
Mr. Cody... please,
tell the court how you know the defendant.

1428
01:25:55,783 --> 01:25:57,825
He was my employee.

1429
01:25:57,867 --> 01:25:59,911
And how would you characterize him?

1430
01:25:59,952 --> 01:26:03,498
Honest. Trustworthy. Intelligent.

1431
01:26:03,539 --> 01:26:06,166
Ask him if he's aware that
the charge against me is a lie,

1432
01:26:06,207 --> 01:26:08,251
and that everyone here knows it.

1433
01:26:08,293 --> 01:26:11,379
It's immaterial.
He can only testify as the character.

1434
01:26:11,421 --> 01:26:12,422
Just ask him.

1435
01:26:12,463 --> 01:26:14,506
The judge will pull it immaterial.

1436
01:26:14,548 --> 01:26:18,385
You ask him... or I'll fire you.

1437
01:26:18,718 --> 01:26:20,178
Mr. Cody...

1438
01:26:20,220 --> 01:26:23,514
Are you aware that the
charge against Mr. Oliver

1439
01:26:23,555 --> 01:26:29,102
is not only a complete lie, but that the judge,
the plaintiff and every citizen here know it?

1440
01:26:29,144 --> 01:26:33,272
Objection! Immaterial. It has nothing
to do with the character of the accused.

1441
01:26:33,314 --> 01:26:34,315
Sustained.

1442
01:26:34,356 --> 01:26:37,443
Wait a minute miss... You'rer saying
that this is a trumped-up charge...

1443
01:26:37,484 --> 01:26:38,484
And you're all in on it?

1444
01:26:38,526 --> 01:26:39,527
Immaterial.

1445
01:26:39,569 --> 01:26:41,612
The witness is ordered
to ignore the question.

1446
01:26:41,654 --> 01:26:43,698
Well, I'm not going to ignore it,
your honour.

1447
01:26:43,739 --> 01:26:47,867
If, what she says is true,
that's a very serious matter.

1448
01:26:47,909 --> 01:26:50,995
Well, serious or not,
it's immaterial to this hearing.

1449
01:26:51,037 --> 01:26:52,038
Next question.

1450
01:26:52,080 --> 01:26:56,208
Oh, judge, I asked her a question...
and I want an answer.

1451
01:26:56,249 --> 01:26:58,960
You don't ask here questions Mr. Cody.
You answer them.

1452
01:26:59,002 --> 01:27:04,423
And if you won't do what I told you to do,
I will hold you in contempt.

1453
01:27:04,590 --> 01:27:09,761
Hey, I'm not answering any more questions,
until somebody answers mine.

1454
01:27:09,803 --> 01:27:13,931
Why don't you tell me judge...
are you in on a lie here?

1455
01:27:13,972 --> 01:27:17,059
I fine you 500 dollars for contempt.

1456
01:27:17,100 --> 01:27:19,143
Answer my God dam question, judge.

1457
01:27:19,185 --> 01:27:22,271
1000 dollars and 90 days in jail.

1458
01:27:22,313 --> 01:27:23,314
Bailiff, sergeant,

1459
01:27:23,355 --> 01:27:26,483
Put Mr. Cody in a cell.

1460
01:27:27,525 --> 01:27:30,611
Hold the go, boys.

1461
01:27:30,653 --> 01:27:31,654
This is dynamite.

1462
01:27:31,696 --> 01:27:35,824
We'll all go with a bang,
if anyone takes another step towards me...

1463
01:27:35,865 --> 01:27:37,325
Gentlemen, just drop your guns.

1464
01:27:37,367 --> 01:27:38,952
Everyone else, stay seeted.

1465
01:27:38,993 --> 01:27:42,080
Judge...
stick your finger up your nose.

1466
01:27:42,121 --> 01:27:44,164
I'm not kidding.

1467
01:27:44,206 --> 01:27:50,420
I'm terminally ill and I'll gladly take you
all with me to hell right now.

1468
01:27:50,462 --> 01:27:53,547
Judge! I said,
stick your finger up your nose.

1469
01:27:53,589 --> 01:27:55,632
You'd better do it judge.
I know this buy...

1470
01:27:55,674 --> 01:27:59,594
He says what he means;
He means that he says.

1471
01:28:04,014 --> 01:28:07,101
I'm glad we understand,
who's in charge now.

1472
01:28:07,142 --> 01:28:09,185
So judge..

1473
01:28:09,227 --> 01:28:11,270
This whole deal was a lie.

1474
01:28:11,312 --> 01:28:12,313
Is that right?

1475
01:28:12,355 --> 01:28:15,316
Keep that finger in your nose.

1476
01:28:16,524 --> 01:28:18,568
Yes.

1477
01:28:18,610 --> 01:28:20,653
Yes, sir.

1478
01:28:20,695 --> 01:28:23,322
Yes... sir.

1479
01:28:25,907 --> 01:28:27,951
All right.

1480
01:28:27,992 --> 01:28:28,993
Show our hands...

1481
01:28:29,035 --> 01:28:34,748
How many here knew that it was a
railroad job against Mr. Oliver?

1482
01:28:41,545 --> 01:28:44,631
Liers... Lawyers.

1483
01:28:44,673 --> 01:28:45,674
Mr. Oliver...

1484
01:28:45,716 --> 01:28:49,885
How do we teach these...
liars a lesson?

1485
01:28:54,056 --> 01:28:56,100
Now, read it judge.

1486
01:28:56,141 --> 01:28:57,600
By this order,

1487
01:28:57,642 --> 01:29:00,811
all legal actions, charges, fines and fees,

1488
01:29:00,853 --> 01:29:03,397
against any non citizen of Morlaw,

1489
01:29:03,439 --> 01:29:05,482
in any matter pending
before any Morlaw court,

1490
01:29:05,523 --> 01:29:10,111
I here by dismissed,
and I declare an unconditional amnesty.

1491
01:29:10,153 --> 01:29:11,738
Thank you. Bailiff.

1492
01:29:11,779 --> 01:29:14,865
Make a few hundred copies of that,
and post it all over town.

1493
01:29:14,906 --> 01:29:20,328
You know this is an interesting town...
I think I might just stay here.

1494
01:29:21,161 --> 01:29:24,998
Any problem with that judge?

1495
01:29:25,332 --> 01:29:28,543
No... no problem. Sir.

1496
01:30:23,714 --> 01:30:25,758
Lynn?

1497
01:30:25,799 --> 01:30:29,177
Hi... I'm Neal.

1498
01:30:29,969 --> 01:30:32,013
I'm the guy who got you out.

1499
01:30:32,054 --> 01:30:35,140
Yo, please to fuckin' meet you, Neal.

1500
01:30:35,181 --> 01:30:37,892
Man, I've been so fucked up in here,
for so long,

1501
01:30:37,934 --> 01:30:41,396
I thought,
I was never getting the fuck out.

1502
01:30:41,437 --> 01:30:46,441
Yo bitch! I want back my fuckin' cloths,
you cocksucker's confiscated.

1503
01:30:46,650 --> 01:30:51,862
I shouldn't be fuckin' wearin' this,
I'm on leash no more.

1504
01:30:52,904 --> 01:30:53,905
Hey, handsome...

1505
01:30:53,947 --> 01:30:57,033
What you looking at me like that for?

1506
01:30:57,075 --> 01:31:00,160
I just didn't expect you to talk that way.

1507
01:31:00,202 --> 01:31:02,246
What, something wrong
with the way I fuckin' talk?

1508
01:31:02,287 --> 01:31:05,374
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1509
01:31:08,542 --> 01:31:10,586
I mean, YES.

1510
01:31:10,628 --> 01:31:11,629
Yes.

1511
01:31:11,670 --> 01:31:14,757
You make Mike Tyson sound
like an Oxford graduate.

1512
01:31:14,798 --> 01:31:16,841
What do you like fuckin' dissin' me?

1513
01:31:16,883 --> 01:31:19,969
You like saying that I never went
to fuckin' school, something?

1514
01:31:20,011 --> 01:31:23,097
Yes... that's exactly what I'm saying...

1515
01:31:23,138 --> 01:31:24,139
Don't worry.

1516
01:31:24,180 --> 01:31:27,016
It's just an act.

1517
01:31:31,478 --> 01:31:34,439
Well, it sort of a test, see.

1518
01:31:34,606 --> 01:31:37,692
Guys are always so eager to score
points on me they would be like: Oh, no...

1519
01:31:37,734 --> 01:31:40,235
Lynn, no, the way you talk is charming.

1520
01:31:40,277 --> 01:31:43,947
Unique, refreshing,
a breath of fresh air, yeah.

1521
01:31:43,989 --> 01:31:46,283
Air from the sewer, is more like it.

1522
01:31:46,325 --> 01:31:51,245
Me, I would... never go out with
somebody who talked like that.

1523
01:31:51,287 --> 01:31:54,373
I'm glad you wouldn't either.

1524
01:31:54,415 --> 01:31:58,542
I hope you have a car.
I had to sell mine to pay my legal fees.

1525
01:31:58,584 --> 01:32:01,462
I have a car.

1526
01:32:04,839 --> 01:32:07,925
So, how many guys did told you
that you sound cheap?

1527
01:32:07,967 --> 01:32:08,968
You're the first.

1528
01:32:09,010 --> 01:32:11,053
You know,
you're better looking than I've expected.

1529
01:32:11,095 --> 01:32:13,638
Ditto.

1530
01:32:14,222 --> 01:32:15,902
Wait a minute... you've been expecting me?

1531
01:32:15,932 --> 01:32:17,308
Of course...

1532
01:32:17,350 --> 01:32:22,521
That's how the stories always go... the handsome
prince rescues princess from the dungeon.

1533
01:32:22,562 --> 01:32:25,649
That was the point of the messages.

1534
01:32:25,690 --> 01:32:26,691
The messages?

1535
01:32:26,733 --> 01:32:27,734
Billboards.

1536
01:32:27,776 --> 01:32:30,861
My last name is Linden, by the way.

1537
01:32:30,903 --> 01:32:33,989
See, I knew somebody
would figure out eventually.

1538
01:32:34,031 --> 01:32:36,074
At least that's what he told me.

1539
01:32:36,116 --> 01:32:37,116
Who?

1540
01:32:37,158 --> 01:32:39,201
O.W. Grant.

1541
01:32:39,243 --> 01:32:41,287
See, I made a wish to meet the right guy.

1542
01:32:41,328 --> 01:32:46,290
Although if I'd have known that I'd spend a
year in jail waiting. Maybe I wouldn't have.

1543
01:32:47,583 --> 01:32:53,797
The prince has to undergo tests and challenges, so
that the princes will be convinced that he's worthy.

1544
01:32:53,838 --> 01:32:56,925
And you passed mine.
So what's yours?

1545
01:32:56,966 --> 01:32:58,426
What? My test?

1546
01:32:58,468 --> 01:33:00,720
Come on. Everybody has the sympatica test.

1547
01:33:00,803 --> 01:33:03,847
Do you cut your grapefruit in half
or peal it?

1548
01:33:03,889 --> 01:33:05,265
My? I peal it.

1549
01:33:05,307 --> 01:33:08,727
Favourite cartoon character?
Spider-man.

1550
01:33:08,768 --> 01:33:11,520
Thin or thick cross pizza?
I go for thin every time.

1551
01:33:11,562 --> 01:33:13,605
We're three to three.

1552
01:33:13,647 --> 01:33:16,733
I can't bel...
OK, Close encounters?

1553
01:33:16,775 --> 01:33:20,736
I would get on ship, no question.

1554
01:33:20,945 --> 01:33:23,781
What's wrong?

1555
01:33:24,073 --> 01:33:26,115
This is just... it's all to perfect.

1556
01:33:26,157 --> 01:33:28,200
I mean, you know... You are.

1557
01:33:28,242 --> 01:33:31,328
You know, when something seems
too good to be true?

1558
01:33:31,370 --> 01:33:34,330
Hold that thought.

1559
01:33:37,625 --> 01:33:39,669
You see? I'm not that perfect.

1560
01:33:39,710 --> 01:33:42,796
Right. Right.
I feel much better now.

1561
01:33:42,837 --> 01:33:45,465
Ditto.

1562
01:34:05,148 --> 01:34:07,817
So, you actually wished for mister-right?

1563
01:34:07,858 --> 01:34:10,945
What can I say? I'm human.
Humans have certain needs.

1564
01:34:10,986 --> 01:34:13,030
Like companionship.

1565
01:34:13,072 --> 01:34:16,157
And you. Did you wish for me?

1566
01:34:16,199 --> 01:34:19,285
Well, actually I wished for this.

1567
01:34:19,327 --> 01:34:20,328
Gives my answers.

1568
01:34:20,369 --> 01:34:22,412
But are they the right answers?

1569
01:34:22,454 --> 01:34:25,331
So far.

1570
01:34:47,474 --> 01:34:50,561
This were your billboards.

1571
01:34:50,602 --> 01:34:54,939
Obviously, I don't need them any more.

1572
01:34:56,857 --> 01:34:59,944
Maybe it's time for the... you know...

1573
01:34:59,985 --> 01:35:02,029
Happily ever after part.

1574
01:35:02,071 --> 01:35:03,905
Not quite.

1575
01:35:03,946 --> 01:35:07,241
I still have a job to finish.
Tomorrow October 2nd Danver.

1576
01:35:07,283 --> 01:35:08,284
Danver.

1577
01:35:08,326 --> 01:35:10,369
What's wrong?

1578
01:35:10,411 --> 01:35:18,411
Grant gave me an envelope. He said if anyone
was ever went to Danver I should open it.

1579
01:35:25,006 --> 01:35:29,134
I don't know
if these message if for me or you.

1580
01:35:29,176 --> 01:35:32,262
Neal... don't go.

1581
01:35:32,304 --> 01:35:36,765
I gave my word, to this guy
that I deliver this package. I have to.

1582
01:35:39,602 --> 01:35:44,188
Eight Ball, should I go to Danver?

1583
01:36:21,303 --> 01:36:23,347
Are you serious?

1584
01:36:23,388 --> 01:36:25,431
I'm serious.

1585
01:36:25,473 --> 01:36:27,516
You mean, you didn't sleep at all?

1586
01:36:27,558 --> 01:36:29,602
No, I couldn't.

1587
01:36:29,643 --> 01:36:32,729
I was possessed, by the views.

1588
01:36:32,770 --> 01:36:34,814
I love it.

1589
01:36:34,856 --> 01:36:36,899
- You're not just saying that?
- No.

1590
01:36:36,941 --> 01:36:40,277
It's got soul... passion...

1591
01:36:44,239 --> 01:36:47,659
Take me with you.

1592
01:36:48,409 --> 01:36:53,538
- What about the letter?
- Screw it. I want to go with you.

1593
01:36:57,791 --> 01:37:02,963
Eight Ball,
should I take Lynn with me to Danver?

1594
01:37:03,005 --> 01:37:05,756
Bad idea.

1595
01:37:07,174 --> 01:37:09,218
Is that, because it's dangerous?

1596
01:37:12,387 --> 01:37:15,473
The killer,
does it have to do with the killer?

1597
01:37:16,974 --> 01:37:20,686
I don't care if it's dangerous, or what this
thing says. I still want to go with you.

1598
01:37:20,728 --> 01:37:22,770
No, Lynn.

1599
01:37:22,812 --> 01:37:24,856
It would get me crazy...

1600
01:37:24,897 --> 01:37:27,984
I'm not gonna risk losing you,
not after I just found you.

1601
01:37:28,025 --> 01:37:31,111
What if I lose you?

1602
01:37:31,152 --> 01:37:32,153
Lynn you can't go.

1603
01:37:32,195 --> 01:37:36,324
The Ball is never wrong.
I'll come back, I promise.

1604
01:37:37,408 --> 01:37:40,494
Eight Ball,
I will come back for her, won't I?

1605
01:37:40,535 --> 01:37:41,536
Yes.

1606
01:37:41,578 --> 01:37:44,664
You will come back for me.

1607
01:38:05,556 --> 01:38:07,600
Am I nuts?

1608
01:38:07,642 --> 01:38:12,854
The girl of my dreams, and I leave
her behind, because of this stupid toy.

1609
01:38:33,705 --> 01:38:36,790
- What's up, officer?
- Just got word, there's a killer in the area.

1610
01:38:36,832 --> 01:38:39,918
Orders are to close the road.

1611
01:38:39,960 --> 01:38:41,420
What's this killer look like?

1612
01:38:41,462 --> 01:38:43,045
It's coming over the radio now.

1613
01:38:43,087 --> 01:38:48,259
<i>The murder suspect is white, male,
last seen driving a red BMW convertible,</i>

1614
01:38:48,300 --> 01:38:50,344
<i>along Interstate 60.</i>

1615
01:38:50,386 --> 01:38:55,431
<i>This vehicle has a white pains,
splattered on the trunk lid.</i>

1616
01:39:03,938 --> 01:39:09,025
You best turn around son.
It's not safe for you here.

1617
01:39:19,159 --> 01:39:21,679
It was ten miles before my
heart rate was back in a double digits,

1618
01:39:21,703 --> 01:39:24,747
and I can think straight.
Then I realised...

1619
01:39:24,789 --> 01:39:27,875
Eigtht Ball,
is Lynn in danger from this killer?

1620
01:39:46,682 --> 01:39:51,895
<i>Cellular service,
is not available in this area.</i>

1621
01:40:01,278 --> 01:40:05,322
Beamers suck. Jeep rule!

1622
01:40:12,745 --> 01:40:16,290
Oh, shit... Oh shit...

1623
01:40:22,128 --> 01:40:24,172
Damn punks, and their paint again!

1624
01:40:24,213 --> 01:40:26,716
Calling the sheriff.
Here watch where they go.

1625
01:40:26,757 --> 01:40:32,971
No, no, no. Please don't call the sheriff - The hell I
won't. I'm sick of those punks making trouble around here.

1626
01:40:44,022 --> 01:40:46,982
Hey, come back with my binoculars!

1627
01:40:51,320 --> 01:40:53,362
Eight Ball, am I the killer?

1628
01:40:59,660 --> 01:41:05,498
<i>Latest reports, indicate the suspect is carrying a
murder weapon in a square box, wrapped in brown paper.</i>

1629
01:41:05,539 --> 01:41:09,001
<i>Once again, suspect is carrying a
murder weapon in a square package in a...</i>

1630
01:41:09,043 --> 01:41:10,043
Oh no.

1631
01:41:10,084 --> 01:41:12,670
Shit!

1632
01:41:13,212 --> 01:41:16,299
Eight Ball,
is the murder weapon in this box?

1633
01:41:20,510 --> 01:41:22,554
Should I open it?

1634
01:41:30,936 --> 01:41:32,187
Shit.

1635
01:41:32,229 --> 01:41:35,522
If it is a murder weapon,
I'm gonna get my finger prints all over it.

1636
01:41:35,564 --> 01:41:38,442
Eight Ball, I really need an
answer right now. What should I do?

1637
01:41:40,319 --> 01:41:42,361
Damn you!

1638
01:41:42,403 --> 01:41:43,404
Yes or No questions.

1639
01:41:43,446 --> 01:41:46,532
Come on Neal. Think. Be logical...

1640
01:41:46,574 --> 01:41:48,033
He called the cops...

1641
01:41:48,075 --> 01:41:53,996
So, which ever way they're going,
I've got to go the opposite way.

1642
01:42:03,254 --> 01:42:06,339
Well, it's got to be one way or the other.

1643
01:42:06,381 --> 01:42:10,969
Right Eight Ball? I mean, I got two choices
here, so it's got to be one or the other. Right?

1644
01:42:12,637 --> 01:42:13,763
Take it to the Bank.

1645
01:42:16,807 --> 01:42:18,850
Sorry dad.

1646
01:42:18,892 --> 01:42:21,978
No, there is another choice.

1647
01:42:28,275 --> 01:42:33,362
<i>Sheriffs and police in two counties have
closed up Interstate 60 in both directions</i>

1648
01:42:33,404 --> 01:42:39,242
<i>with the attend of boxing in the suspect, who
was last seen driving red BMW convertible,</i>

1649
01:42:39,284 --> 01:42:43,496
<i>with white paint
splattered on the trunks lid.</i>

1650
01:42:51,211 --> 01:42:54,797
I knew this wasn't my kind of car.

1651
01:44:16,073 --> 01:44:17,699
What were the chances?

1652
01:44:17,741 --> 01:44:21,870
What were the chances, that the
killer would be in a car, just like mine,

1653
01:44:21,911 --> 01:44:24,996
and I get white paint on mine,
just like his?

1654
01:44:25,038 --> 01:44:27,082
Now Grant would say, it was inevitable.

1655
01:44:27,124 --> 01:44:30,877
That at least once in a infinite universe,
events would happen that way,

1656
01:44:30,919 --> 01:44:33,337
and this was that time.

1657
01:44:33,378 --> 01:44:36,465
But Grant also said, on this highway,
the past and the future,

1658
01:44:36,506 --> 01:44:39,593
and what ifs and maybes
can all get jumbled up.

1659
01:44:39,634 --> 01:44:43,387
So, I had to see for myself.

1660
01:44:54,230 --> 01:44:56,273
Hey! Get away from there!

1661
01:44:56,315 --> 01:44:58,358
Who was he?

1662
01:44:58,399 --> 01:45:01,486
They say he was some law student
from St. Louis.

1663
01:45:01,527 --> 01:45:05,739
Went nuts, and killed his old man.

1664
01:45:10,910 --> 01:45:14,329
I love this highway.

1665
01:45:21,752 --> 01:45:24,046
Eight Ball, I've got a lot of questions.

1666
01:45:24,088 --> 01:45:27,132
Was that guy in the car...

1667
01:45:27,591 --> 01:45:30,301
What the hell I'm asking you for?

1668
01:46:18,674 --> 01:46:21,594
Robin Fields?

1669
01:46:22,845 --> 01:46:25,764
Is anybody here?

1670
01:46:25,973 --> 01:46:28,891
I'm here.

1671
01:46:31,185 --> 01:46:33,521
Ray?

1672
01:46:36,398 --> 01:46:38,441
- Delivery is for you.
- No, no, no.

1673
01:46:38,483 --> 01:46:41,569
I wouldn't hire you,
to deliver package to myself.

1674
01:46:41,611 --> 01:46:44,696
It's for my cousin.

1675
01:46:44,738 --> 01:46:47,365
Here he is now.

1676
01:46:53,078 --> 01:46:54,079
Robin Fields.

1677
01:46:54,121 --> 01:46:57,207
One of my many synonyms.

1678
01:46:57,249 --> 01:46:59,875
Cousins?

1679
01:47:00,376 --> 01:47:03,462
You set in my car, with your own package.

1680
01:47:03,504 --> 01:47:06,608
- Why didn't you take it?
- Well, you made a deal.

1681
01:47:06,632 --> 01:47:10,760
What kind of guy would I be if I
caused you to... violate your blood oath?

1682
01:47:10,801 --> 01:47:13,888
And, besides, it's the fact
that you lost all your money...

1683
01:47:13,929 --> 01:47:15,972
and you went to jail...
you left to girl...

1684
01:47:16,014 --> 01:47:17,015
ditched your car...

1685
01:47:17,056 --> 01:47:18,057
All, to bring this to me?

1686
01:47:18,099 --> 01:47:20,143
Makes it far more valuable.

1687
01:47:20,184 --> 01:47:24,146
Now it has... stories to go with it.

1688
01:47:27,274 --> 01:47:31,611
Well...
Don't you want to know what's inside?

1689
01:47:31,653 --> 01:47:33,695
I did before, but...

1690
01:47:33,737 --> 01:47:36,823
doesn't really matter now... 'cause,

1691
01:47:36,865 --> 01:47:40,993
whatever it is...
won't be as good as the stories.

1692
01:47:41,035 --> 01:47:44,121
Well seing as you understand that.

1693
01:47:44,163 --> 01:47:46,915
I'll open it.

1694
01:48:08,141 --> 01:48:10,184
You're not gonna light it?

1695
01:48:10,226 --> 01:48:13,353
I don't need to.

1696
01:49:06,523 --> 01:49:08,567
So, how's that new car?

1697
01:49:08,608 --> 01:49:09,608
Awesome?

1698
01:49:09,650 --> 01:49:11,694
Dad...

1699
01:49:11,735 --> 01:49:14,822
What's my favourite color?

1700
01:49:14,863 --> 01:49:15,864
Blue.

1701
01:49:15,906 --> 01:49:20,076
Why would you buy me a red Beamer?

1702
01:49:20,910 --> 01:49:23,412
Red's a great colour.
Specially for a convertible.

1703
01:49:23,454 --> 01:49:27,331
You know, my BMW's suppose been a great
source of joy to me, so I just thought...

1704
01:49:27,373 --> 01:49:28,374
Happy birthday dad.

1705
01:49:28,416 --> 01:49:30,459
In the future,
if you want to buy me a gift...

1706
01:49:30,501 --> 01:49:34,629
Buy me something I want.
Not something you want.

1707
01:49:34,671 --> 01:49:37,757
Son... it's a gift...

1708
01:49:37,799 --> 01:49:42,969
And if you don't accept it...
I will take it as a personal insult.

1709
01:49:43,011 --> 01:49:45,055
Well, in that case we're even.

1710
01:49:45,096 --> 01:49:49,225
Because I consider the gift itself,
to me and to who I am.

1711
01:49:49,267 --> 01:49:54,855
How would you like it, if I bought you
an easel and a paint box for your birthday?

1712
01:49:56,565 --> 01:49:59,650
I never thought of it that way.

1713
01:49:59,692 --> 01:50:02,778
Perhaps I could've given
it a little more thought.

1714
01:50:02,820 --> 01:50:03,821
Thank you dad.

1715
01:50:03,862 --> 01:50:05,906
Apology accepted.

1716
01:50:05,948 --> 01:50:07,990
Now the Bradford thing.
I'm not going there.

1717
01:50:08,032 --> 01:50:10,076
- 'Cause I'm not going to law school...
- But son?

1718
01:50:10,117 --> 01:50:11,118
No buts, Dad.

1719
01:50:11,160 --> 01:50:13,204
This is your life, you made it,
it works for you.

1720
01:50:13,245 --> 01:50:16,372
I've got to find something that works
for me. I'm sorry if you don't approve,

1721
01:50:16,414 --> 01:50:18,416
but you can take that to the bank.

1722
01:50:18,458 --> 01:50:19,459
Well, I don't approve.

1723
01:50:19,500 --> 01:50:21,544
And it's time you face the truth
about your art.

1724
01:50:21,586 --> 01:50:23,628
It's mediocre, look...

1725
01:50:23,670 --> 01:50:25,714
Neal... great news.

1726
01:50:25,755 --> 01:50:27,799
That piece,
you entered in the Conrad Competition...

1727
01:50:27,841 --> 01:50:30,927
There's a very interested buyer, who
wants to talk to you about it right now.

1728
01:50:30,968 --> 01:50:34,221
Come on. I'll take you.

1729
01:50:35,138 --> 01:50:37,182
No dad... that thing...

1730
01:50:37,224 --> 01:50:38,225
It's crap.

1731
01:50:38,266 --> 01:50:41,185
You got ripped off.

1732
01:50:42,436 --> 01:50:45,897
And it's upside down.

1733
01:50:48,691 --> 01:50:54,405
I must be feeling Alzheimer's. I don't remember
entering anything into Conrad Competition.

1734
01:51:12,669 --> 01:51:14,713
You left it in motel.

1735
01:51:14,754 --> 01:51:19,800
I took the liberty of entering it for you.

1736
01:51:19,967 --> 01:51:20,968
Thank you, Mr...

1737
01:51:21,009 --> 01:51:25,138
Conrad...
Oh, you're welcome mister Oliver...

1738
01:51:25,180 --> 01:51:27,224
You're Neal Oliver...

1739
01:51:27,265 --> 01:51:30,476
I just love your painting.

1740
01:51:35,606 --> 01:51:39,191
Excuse my, I'm sorry...
I've just got this...

1741
01:51:39,775 --> 01:51:42,862
Major d�j� vu about you.

1742
01:51:42,903 --> 01:51:44,946
No, no, no. It's OK, I did too.

1743
01:51:44,988 --> 01:51:47,907
Big time.

1744
01:51:49,158 --> 01:51:50,159
I just love this...

1745
01:51:50,201 --> 01:51:53,536
It's got soul... passion...

1746
01:51:55,413 --> 01:51:58,249
- I'm...
- Lynn Linden.

1747
01:51:58,541 --> 01:52:01,251
Yeah, I know.

1748
01:52:04,796 --> 01:52:10,551
I'm with Danver publishing, we do..
Prints, posters, and art books.

1749
01:52:11,051 --> 01:52:16,223
Well, it's maybe a little presumptuous of me, but
would you consider doing a serious of motels, cafes,

1750
01:52:16,264 --> 01:52:20,392
gas stations... all in this style?

1751
01:52:20,434 --> 01:52:24,104
It's exactly what I was thinking.

1752
01:52:25,646 --> 01:52:28,733
- My brother is really talented.
- Oh, he's gonna be fine.

1753
01:52:28,774 --> 01:52:29,775
Just fine.

1754
01:52:29,817 --> 01:52:31,861
He's got a great future ahead of him.

1755
01:52:31,902 --> 01:52:33,987
They both do.

1756
01:52:34,028 --> 01:52:37,073
Say...
you have a birthday coming up, don't you?

1757
01:52:37,115 --> 01:52:39,158
Well, how do you know that?

1758
01:52:39,200 --> 01:52:43,328
Don't forget to make the wish.